Dear Sir mr Prinsipal
I am so happy I write this letter to you. How are you, your wife and childs?
I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forgood.
Becosi in your school, the teachers are clab us all very hard one and sometimes I wanted to cried but my friends tell me that man is not crying only crying inside, so I never cry.
The last time be today that we write English exams in that school that I am get 5%, teacher tell me that “my head is domkop”. it pain me too much that hi tell me that thing.
Mr Mkhize in this my letter I want know why me get 4% I suppose get 98%? Bicos me know my self good in English
So that is why me am going for good, for your scool to another one, your school is are fuseg DoD rabish
On behalf of myselves, I say byes to you sir, me is going forever.
Yours faithfully,
The real Titinic Aka Bhe

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)

Nothing confuses like a pregnant lady.
when she’s eating soil, I wonder if she’s
trying to organize a playground for the
baby or what.

An old guy said to his girlfriend, “I had a dream last night, someone was cutting my head off”. 😂 😂 😂
.
The girlfriend replied, “So, they decided to cut off your head instead of your foreskin ?.

Where I’m from, when you kill a mosquito in the night,
the next morning,
you’ll hear that an old woman slept and didn’t wake up.

Those People who keep saying private life is a happy life,
just know that they’re dating an ugly bae.

Imagine being married to a white person…
coming back home from a long day at work to speak english

ladies be like:
I love the woman I’m becoming

after buying One Pair of Heels!

They way some girls love Guys with cars,
they can tell which car you Drive from the
sound of your keys in your pocket…

A friend said to me “I really want to go to medical school, but it takes at least seven years–and I’ll be 50 in seven years!”
I said “And how old will you be in 7 years if you don’t go?”🤷🏿
It’s never too late to start chasing your dreams.

When I was growing up, I used to think
people with E-mails are Rich!!