To all taxi owners out there as from next year please provide us with
calculators in the front seat we’re tired of using our fingers

Last Time I Was An Important Member Of My Family Was In 2004
When I Was The Only One Who Could Connect A DVD Player

Real Happiness is being the main chick in both relationships

If your boyfriend says “I will marry you when the time is right”
Ask him if he has ever seen a wrong time.
Has he ever seen 7:60pm???

If you lost your R5000 tied with two rubber bands around shoprite area In Joburg CBD, inbox me now…..
let me direct you to where you will get you 2 rubber bands back.

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would
be in your hands all day.
Husband: Really! but you probably did not
realize that I am not reading the same
newspaper each day! but a new one
everyday

I think 🤔we have to start removing some people from this App
especially those who can’t: reed,spale,or spick gud Englis

You pay a visit to your friend in his house and you found out that he is taking his shower. You see a lottery ticket not scratched on his table. Since no one was there, you took it and scratched it and it wins $5000. With this joy in your heart, you put it in your pocket and you replaced it quickly with the ticket you yourself bought. When your friend finished his shower, he took the replaced ticket, scratched it in front of you and he won $3 million.
Now my question: What will you do?

In the interim, enjoy your torture!!!

My Crush😍: So Are you single?

Me: I’ve been hurt 0616327639 times

Guys need help…if girlfriend i love you is not it at all…
how girlfriend is not into love me cheating boyfriend? ??

Girl friend: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boyfriend:This depends on your husband if he allows me.

I saw a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time and I
think he mistook me for Jesus…
He was like, ‘ Jesus Christ..is this you?’

You see those girls who are ever online, they
are there begging data , airtime & money
from different guys…

To all gents who are not yet married…….
Please if you want to find a girl to marry,
dont find slender one because slender girls are talkative😂😂😂.
You won’t find inner peace!!!!!