a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u.
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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me
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What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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Being dump or ignore by a broke stingy guy
Is like being discharge from hospital
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Tbh if i was a man who have bad woman
if i work for my money i will not give her some
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Life was much easier
When apple an blackberry
Were just fruits😅😆😀😁😂
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I hate it when you’re sitting in the cinema
Ready to watch the movies
An the next thing you know
Boom human giraffe sits in front of you
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Given 👦 – what’s country is next to USA
Daddy 😧 – USB
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A little while ago he was busy with ..📱
Face book but now face on book (sleep without studying)
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I grown up knew that love is a key
But now
Somebody changed the lock I think
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Dear Boss.
With the cholera Pandemic roving the nation. I do not trust drinking water. May I request to drink beer during working hours.
Your
Faithful employee.
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I paid R4000 entrance fee at the zoo
but they don’t allow me to hug a Lion
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If a girl sarcastically says “WoW” during an argument,
She is secretly wondering how she ended up dating an idiot like you!!
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Imagine someone with smelly feet saying “put yourself in my shoes”
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If you dont tell your girlfriend/wife that you love her,
my bro indian men will do that on your behalf!!!
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