That Awkward Moment When U Slowly Put Dirty Dish Into Sink
While Ur Aunt Is Washing Dishes.😣🚶
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The Government Must Provide Us With “Relationship Accident Fund”..Relationship Are Showing Us Flames
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Congratulations to all Ladies who got pregnant by Men they met on social media…👏👏
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My Sister you’re carrying a little Notification..
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Black people parties have no ending time,
they go on till buff niggas start a fight..🙊
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*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. God gave the lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick*
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself*
Let’s drink kkkkkkkkkk
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In WINE There Is WISDOM. In BEER
There Is FREEDOM. In WATER There Is
cholera. Drink responsibly. Are we
together???? Good morning friends
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A guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone 📱 with the torchlight 🔦 of the same phone he was looking for. . .
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He got so worried 😒 about the phone and was almost in tears 😥 even his roommate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search 🔍. . .
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After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” . . And he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. . .
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After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his roommate and said . . “guy forget, that phone is lost, the person who got it has even blocked me am getting the number busy tone”.😕
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SAY NO TO DRUGS 🙌
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If a girl doesn’t reply to your massages..
it’s easy just go to her Facebook timeline and say “Thanks for the night we had”
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Trust me bro…
She’s coming
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I don’t know the spirit that comes with bottled water, Whenever a black man buys it, he starts behaving like he is the richest man in the
community.
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married men should be provided with uniforms for easy identification….
we are fixing the country!!!
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Mom : Alcohol won’t take u anywhere..
Me : Yeah alcohol has never been a taxi
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If you WON 50 Million of Rand and your Ex
needs 49 Million for Kidney transplant
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Which colour of Lamborghini will you
Choose ?
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“Dont clean the house at night you are
inviting evil spirits
“Don’t sweep on the bed with a broom
your partner will leave you for good ”
“if your palm is itching you are going to
receive money or visitors.. .
what other superstitions do you know….?
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After She Broke Up With A Venda Guy, She
Start Posting Shit Like “He Left A hole In My
Heart That Nobody Will Fill up”
Hold It ryt There Sister, We Know That hole
You Are Talking About We Are Not Kids
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Him : Hey baby, im at your home outside
Her : Eish baby sorry im not home. Im in Jo’burg. I left yesterday baby. What do you want?
Him : Eish baby its fine. I wanted to see you. l have ten thousand rand here!
Her : Yo baby give me five minutes. I’m coming
Him : Aibo baby. Five minutes from jo’burg?
Her : No baby. I’m at my friend’s place. We call her place jo’burg. I’m coming now now baby
Him : OK baby. Don’t be long, we waiting
Her : Who are you with?
Him : I’m with my friend from Durban. Sometimes we call him ten thousand rand
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The real meaning of I’m finished is when at night you lock the door
to kill a snake and then electricity goes off.
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