Pliz dont make a woman cry, for a womans tears are expensive. When a single drop comes out, it mixes with Loreal eyeliner-$11.50, and Revlon mascara-$18.50. When it rolls down the cheek it further mixes with D &G blusher-$15 and Mac powder-$9.50. Finally when it gets to the lips it mixes with Maybelline lipstick-$12 and Avon lip gloss-$4.50.

This means a single tear drop is ruining about *$70*.
Please don’t make them cry.

*_At least make men cry coz its only vaseline-$1.50._*

A mad person stole a mobile phone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all a mad person wouldn’t know how to operate the complicated handset. But something funny happened as the mad man pressed the phone, it didn’t respond, so he continued pressing and pressing and pressing… *Read more*

*Teacher* : Name the 5 most corrupt
countries in Africa…
*Montana:* Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia
and nigeria.
*Teacher* : What about South Africa?
*Montana* : When counting sinners, do u
include satan?
Have sweet dreamland

No matter how good/cute you look girl,
you cant compete with the girl he loves

Bobby and Rich were arguing whose father was stronger💪💪💪

Bobby said, “My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who dug the hole for it”😉
Rich not impressed said, “Do you know the Dead Sea?😕 It was my father who killed it!”

A man happily *updated his Facebook status “Thank you Lord,I have got my salary”.* Five minutes later, he became sad.

You know why?….

*His Landlord LIKED👍 his status.*

Social Media Will Make You Believe That Some People Are Way Above💯 Your League Until You Meet Them In Person.

Guys, no matter how caring you are to your girlfriend, You can never be as caring as those still asking her out..

He Cheats On You
– He is Violent Towards You
– He Doesn’t Respect You
– He is Using You
– He Mistreats You 😠😡
.
And You Are Still With Him Because Y’all Have Been Dating For Years 😬😏 …. Are You Dating The Years Or Him ?? 😕😒 What Happened To Being Happy ??

If You’re In A Relationship With Someone Who’s Doing Grade 12 ..
be ready for a break up next year

You Spend R220 Buying Your Family A KFC Bucket 😢😥 And Then Your Father Gives You Attitude When You Tell Him To Wash The Dishes Afterwards 😕😒😏 Mxm!

Death came to a guy and said,
“My frnd today is ur day”
Guy: “But Im not ready!”.
Then death said,
“Well ur name is the next on my list”.
Guy: “Okay why don’t
u take a seat and I will
get u something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said,
“All right”
The guy gave death some
food with sleeping pills in it,
death finished eating
and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list
& removed his name from top
of the list and put
into the bottom of the list…
When death woke up
he said to the guy,
“Because u have been so very nice to me,
I will start from
the BOTTOM of the list

Stop kissing her lips and neck all the time, that’s not the only place on her body, surprise her by kissing her ARMPIT….

Thy say Marriage is not an Achievement,
But behind closed doors they’re praying and fasting for it.. “Some Girls!” We know you! 😕

I went to shoprite and grabbed some
items that I wanted and then walked to
the counter and told the cashier: “Hi, I
would like to return these items”
.
And she said: “Sure thing, do you have a
receipt?”
.
I replied: “No! I think I lost it”, she said:
“I’m sorry sir, you can’t return items back
to the store without a receipt”
.
I said “OK”, never mind ” and walked out of
the store with my new stuff