Marriage = Buying
Engagement = Lay-by
Dating = Window-shopping
Vat en Sit = Theft
God is watching you.

Teacher: wht the different between u n me
Learner: the different is that
u are smelling bad n me I am smelling nice

Short chicks are funny when they pissed off
looking like a little toy with new batteries

Dear Fat Girls

Eat Whatever You Want To Eat,
If People Try To Judge You About Your Weight,
Eat Them Too.!!

Finally I gave up, am single again😭😭😭💔💔😭😭😭😭😭 to put an end to the rumours, and those who speak ill about my life, you must know that my relationship was very difficult, so today to avoid gossip, I inform you that we no longer together, several times I felt very good, I had a lot of fun, I cannot deny that I really liked it and I was very happy, but I didn’t realise what evil I was doing to myself, I finally decided to leave that unhealthy relationship, I decided to take another route, but am not going to deny that we will continue to see each other, for me to move on to other things and end this evil in my life, Today I end my relationship with sugar, fries, pizza, softdrinks, alcohol, chocolate, cake, vetkoeks and other unhealthy food……

Confuse your enemies, copy and paste this on your wall,
Someone was about to throw a party…..
I see your spirit of witchcraft, come out
We know you,

Bus drivers should stop this nonsense of moving a bus
before a person sits!
One ugly girl nearly kissed me in the bus today

Being Blind is not a joke🤞
Ask people who are on “Free Mode”

Some of you will bathe with bucket and say “I just showered”🛀🚿.
My dear you just bucketed. Be real for once

Don’t Judge A Lady When You See Her In Different Cars..
Who knows she might be a Mechanic!!🔧

Today I was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of it, It had some and went to tell it’s friends and I quickly hid the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think it is a liar. It came back with the whole army of ants and now they are fighting.

I am that kind of guy who put a song on repeat
until the artist begs for Water

No one wears expensive clothes like a guy
who’s not taking care of his child

My Sunday school teachers never told me I was ugly.
They waited until it was time for church drama,
then they made me Satan!

The way I have anger issues
I just carried a fridge to kill a spider

I am Enjoying my last R1000 i got from selling one of my kidneys…
Now i am here thinking what’s the use of having two balls 🤔

When I’m bored I transfer money to all my ex’s
then I immediately reverse the transaction
and put my phone on silent.