You guys Lie Too much
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You said Yesterday it was BlackFriday.
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N I was the only one wearing All Black
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– I’m About To Drink WOOLWORTHS WATER 🔥😋 ,
i Can Already Hear My Accent Changing
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XHOSA Ladies Lack Patience 😒 ,
You’ll Date Her For 10Years And She’ll Suddenly
Start Bringing Up Stories About Marriage 😡 ..
Why Do Y’all Rush ? 😏
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Can We Start The Weekend Over Again ?
i Wasn’t Ready
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I am suffering from Hypothesis,
Cloroplast and cotyledon.
Please pray for me
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You just recharged with R5 airtime
and still dialed
*100# to confirm if your airtime is
there
…South African and trust issues
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Pirate never won against chiefs
When Zuma was still a president
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Dating an Unemployed girl will stress you to a point
where you’ll even think of opening a Facebook Page
and hire her as an admin 😒
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Santa Banta Were Fighting After Exam.
Sir: “Why Are You Fighting?”
Santa: “This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank”
Sir: “So What?”
Santa: “Even I Did The Same Thing, Now Teacher Will Think That We Both Copied“
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World Economic Outlook
One Day A Tourist Comes To The Only Hotel In A Debt Ridden Town. Lays A $100 Note On The Table & Goes To Inspect The Rooms.
Hotel Owner Takes The Note & Rushes To Pay His Debt To The Butcher.
Butcher Runs To Pay The Pig Farmer. Pig Farmer Runs To Pay The Feed Supplier.
Supplier Runs To Pay The Prostitute, Who In These Hard Times Gave Her Services On Credit.
Hooker Then Runs To Pay Off Her Debt To The Hotel Owner For The Rooms She Rented For Her Clients.
Hotel Owner Then Lays The $100 Note Back On The Counter.
The Tourist Comes Down, Takes His Money & Leaves As He Did Not Like The Rooms.
No One Earned Anything. But The Town Is Now Without Debt & Looks To The Future With A Lot Of Optimism.
And That Is How The World Is Doing Business Today.
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guess by who?
“Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace.
Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals.
Racism will never end as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted.
Even when playing snooker. You haven’t won until you’ve sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table.
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But I don’t care, as long as I’m still using white toilet paper to wipe my black butt , I’m fine!”..
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BEFORE MARRIAGE..
Man : I have been waiting for this day
Lady : Do you want me to leave?
Man : No
Lady : Do you love me?
Man : Of course
Lady : Will you ever cheat on me?
Man : Never in my life
Lady : Will you ever hug me?
Man : Every chance I get
Lady : Will you hit me?
Man : Are you crazy?
Lady : Can I trust you?
Man : Yes
Lady : Sweet heart
AFTER MARRIAGE :
_Read from bottom to top_
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Am not Accepting any Friend Request again,
the remaining Space is for my future Wife’s Family Members
and Her Village People
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You are not black enough if your mother
never told you to reduce your age
in a taxi to avoid paying for you.
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That annoying Moment when you get into the
most comfortable position in bed
then you realize you forgot to switch off the💡light…
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They will sleep with their bosses to get job promotion then come on social media and brag ‘look at me….God is wonderful…he always do things in a mysterious way!!!’
Nxaaaa stop fooling God sis and the thunder that is gonna strike you is doing press ups in Limpopo
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