LUCKY Are Those Who Have Plug Point 🔌
Near Their Beds To Charge Their Phones 😥

If ur girlfriend trust u my brother know that u are ugly.
Because she know u can’t be snatched .
Don’t argue me i over heard it from my ancestors

Pillow fights with bae should end in 2018..
Next year we are using frying pans

When they can’t afford Makeup Anymore they Upload a Pic
with the Caption *My sick face*
Girls why giving yourselves Pressure..

Rainbow has R3000, Refiloe smiles
at him. Calculate how much he is left with?😏
20 Marks!!!

I may act cool and calm but
deep down I want Christmas clothes

Him: its over
Fat girl: i dont care atleast i broke your bed

Use the hospital language to describe your relationship⛪🚑
.
Me: we tried all our best but.

Jumping from one relationship to another is a sign to
tell God that you wanted to be a frog

I once ran 100 metres in about 12 seconds and the only witness was
the dog that was chasing me

Most of You Write
Congrats because You
don’t know how to write
“Congrajuleshions”

I was at shoprite then there’s this
lady who was staring at me as if she
had never seen someone drinking coke
and putting it back in the fridge

Maths Lit Be Like:
John Is Eating The Cake
Calculate The Taste

Being ignored by ur bf/ gf ain’t that bad

Hàve u ever been ignored by ur brain in the exam room ??

i seriously don’t know why people expect pastors’ kids to be like them.
God only called their fathers.
It wasn’t a conference call…

How can you drink alcohol that has
a higher percentage ?. 😂 😂
.
Especially when compared with
your Mathematics results. 💖