Nobody walks faster than someone
who has been given extra change at the shop

Tox : Happy Valentine sweetie.
Girl: Thanks honey. Where’s my
Valentine’s gift?
Tox : (Points out) Can you see that brand new
red BMW X6 parked over there?
Girl: Oh my God! Yes! Yes! Yes! I can’t
believe this.
Tox : I bought you a toothbrush of
the same color

I was sitting at KFC enjoying my hot wings…a
well dressed man, caring a bag, walked in. In
the
mean time a woman walked in saying to the
man… Woman: My husband just died I have no
money to feed my kids…without no hesitation
the man open the bag and gave the woman R50
000 in cash. Me sitting there i was like wow this
guy is truly a good guy. Few seconds later a boy
came in sobbing and crying saying to the guy
Boy: Sir I’m an orphan…can you give me R10M
so that I can start my own business …without
no
hesitation again…the man opened a bag and
wrote a cheque of R10M and gave it to the boy.
Me sitting there I was like F***k it this is my
moment…this man was sent to me …out of
Nowhere I started sobbing and crying deeply I
left my hot wings run to the man kneeled while
gripping him by his trouser and said to him…
Me: Sir I have a wife and 6 children…and im
unemployed…can you give me R20M so that I
can start my own business too…some few
second later I heard people laughing from
outside…and the director said cut…cut…cut
…cut….sorry brother we are shooting a
movie.

This December I will be busy visiting my
relative’s all over, so I can save my food for
January

You Ask God To Remove All Fake Things In
Your Life And They Take Your Girlfriend

imagine paying R600 crecher fee and you
hear your kid saying “my name is four
years old”

i Paid My Rent 😥 , So Don’t Ask Me To Go Out ✋
Because I’m in The Crib Getting My Money’s Worth

The Bible said”a body is the temple of God”
but why do girls don’t want guys to enter the temple of God

During a lesson, gombe yawns extremely wide(Ku ahlamula).
The teacher tries to make a joke, “gombe, don’t swallow me.”
gombe replies, “Don’t worry ma, I don’t eat goat meat.

A man who knows what he want will never date 2 girls….
He will date atleast 4 to 7 girls😂😂😂

😂🙌Febing at its best…!!!!!!

I Think I Have A Serious Problem…
Today I Was Reading Daily Sun
News Paper And Find Myself
Looking For A “Like” Button..

You Need 2 Stop Assuming That Every women
doing better Than You Is having a
“Sugar Daddy!”

I’ve opened the box of choice assorted biscuits before Christmas.
Now they will be a family meeting for me.

78% of single girls but you are busy kissing your cousin
in your aunt’s house and telling her
that she is the only one on this planet😂😂

You see your life now Idiot

Dating a guy on social media without seeing each other
is like having a spiritual husband!