Once she starts replying your calls like ‘eeeeeesh helo’
bro just know that your days are numbered😂

Married men should be provided with uniforms…
The ring💍is not enough!

Why are you concerned that someone isn’t a wife material
when your bank account isn’t a “Paying Lobola” material either.??

We all have a gay cousin in our families…
if u dont have a gay cousin in ur family,
then u are the gay cousin in the family.

School trip

WHITE kids : Burger , drink, apple and 10 rand for ice cream

BLACKS kids : 4 piece KFC, pizza , sausage roll, 2 liter coke, fruit juices, chocolate, Lays, mix fruits;, smarties, danone, ice cream, 100 rand pocket money, and a blanket

Zulu couple went to England for Romantic holiday.
They saw a mouse under the bed.
The husband called the reception

Zulu guy: Siza ndoda kunegundwane lapha.

Receptionist: What??? Speak English please 👏

Zulu guy: yoh madoda… Gundwane is there, bed my wife seeid it

Receptionist: What are you saying man😕😕

Zulu guy: Eish nkosiyam…Do you know tom & jerry??

Receptionist: Yes I do😂😂

Zulu guy: yeah Jerry is here

Break ups must be the worst in China,
you’ll see her face everywhere😞

Oh I miss Kam Yung Hoe

Stolen Meat Has it’s Own Special Taste 🍖🍗 ,
it’s Always Sweeter Than The Ones Offered Freely

When You Realize That You Are Wrong ,
Do You Stop And Apologise ? 😕
Or You Carry On Arguing ?

i Would Rather Drink A Poison Than To Go To The Toilet
Without My Phone

The Only Time Black People Gets A Breakfast in Bed is
When They Are in Hospital

In America….. The so called developed country…. When traffic police stops you and you put your hands in the pocket, they shoot you instantly….
But here in Africa when a traffic officer stops you and you put your hands in your pockets he will start smiling like Christmas goat

If Lucky Is An English Name…🤔🤔🤔
How come we haven’t seen A white Guy Named Lucky😂😂😂…
Think About It..