Members if u can’t pray in English, please
pray in your local language .In church on
Sunday I heard someone say “lord you are
nothing without me”
Imagine going to hell because of grammar

*I have NEVER heard Pastors preaching
about*
*the Maps behind the Bible.*
*I think they are hiding directions to
HEAVEN from us*

That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner,
and the only person that loves you is your mom

Some breakups can make you steal your mother’s phone
and text your Bae

“Makoto, Why are you doing this to my child?

Ladies it’s 2019 Now if Your Man Cheats Take Him To Town,
Give Him Your Hand Bag To Hold,
Then Shout Thieffff!…They Will Deal With Him

Who ever taught my mom how to switch off the hotspot we must not meet

Girls IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU JUST INBOX ME ,
WE WON’T TOLERATE NONSENSE

Marry a man who is a bread winner in his family.
Sis you will know Jesus and his disciples

I believe Pillow fight with bae must have ended in 2018.
This 2019, we are using frying pan!

Every Time I Do Something Nice For My Girl
Other Girls Ask “Where Can I Get a Man Like You”
Right Here Baby, I Can Cheat.

Acting “surprised”😮 when you get a plate of food🥗at someone’s house is very important! 👌

WARNING:
Don’t drink water after eating fish bcz water may cause the fish to swim nd then u will feel gulugulu gulugulu in your stomach..

Don’t Be Angry When Your Girlfriend is
Acting Strange And Crazy..
These Humans Used To Talk To Dolls
And Fed Them “Real Food” Wena Chilla🙆

Loud Music While Cleaning Can
Make You Lift The Wardrobe Alone🙆

A pregnant teenager slammed the door of a taxi and the driver shouted:
“You should have closed your legs that way!”

That moment when u buy your girlfriend a hair dryer😍..
and all of the sudden you see her
cooling down the porridge with it😒