Cockroaches Love attention 😞
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i mean
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why do they only come out when we have visitors ?

Whenever she tells you that you the best in Bed😊
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always ask yourself who is she comparing you to

As Long As I Bought The Weed With My Own Money,
No One Will Stop Me From Wearing SunGlasses At Night

I’ll never chase a girl around unless
she ran with my beer

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If you’re ugly you’re ugly don’t tell us about inner beauty.

Have you ever seen short people saying we have inner height

That moment you’re in church and the pastor says
tell your neighbor it’s not over

The pain of finding out dat ur brother is your biological mother 😭

You’ll go to your neighbour’s house and see the dog
with no chain…
And they be saying, “Don’t be afraid, it won’t bite” 😲
“Say what!! Are you the dog?
Is the dog you?
No wait, have you been a dog before?” 🤫

A customer walked into a bar and said, “I’ll have a pint of less, please.”

“Less?” queried the bartender. “What’s that?”

“I don’t know either,” said the customer, “but my doctor told me to drink less.”

Send Your Lady Some Flowers To Work On Valentine’s Day
From A Secret Admirer,
If She Don’t Bring The Flowers Home…
She’s Cheating Fam🙆🚶

Bushiri: Do I Know Your Number?
Follower: No Man Of God
Bushiri: Did You Give Me Your Number?
Follower: Prophesy Man Of God
Bushiri: I sense Your Number Starts With 0 ?
Follower:😲😮🙊🙊

Only in South Africa You Find People Writing Their Learners Licences With Their Cars Packed Outside🙆

Whoever sold a calculator to my Grandma
as a phone your days are numbered