The problem with women these days is that they don’t know Eve used to give Adam money every week

Accounting students walk like
they know the ingredients of making money

My phone is always in my hands so if you think
im ignoring you. You’re 100% correct

And then he gives his fb account and you open conversations and find that they start with “me too”

That picture on your ID book/student card,
that’s the real you.
Let that sink in.

“I slept with one guy before I met you”
that joke must end
ladies.

Who Else Says “Let Me Tell The Truth”
And Lie Even Worse

My mom busy telling people I can fix phones
just because I took hers off from flight mode.

Nobody cheat like a guy who always say
“The problem is that you don’t trust me”

Having many girlfriends is the other way of
confusing your enemies,
from attacking the love of your life
but girls don’t understand this

I’ve Done So Many Mistakes In My Life,
But I Have Never Left Without Eating At The Funeral

Your boyfriend is out there telling his Side Chick that
he can’t break up with you coz you’ll kill yourself.

How long do you wait before you
introduce your girlfriend to your child?lets
say you have been dating for 5 years and
the child is 2 years old.
I will listen to The Radio

There’s no such thing called
“Men’s conference”

We are going to our real girlfriends😋

Women Have This Hidden Talent Called ”
Let me make him upset today ”

That PAIN!
When you take a selfie with her, then she hides your damn FACE!🤦 with an 😐Emoji..! 😭💔