Next female to waste my time
I’m biting her clit before I leave
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Imagine dating a broke man but his family think
you’re with him for the money..
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Me – I think I’m in love with you
Crush – lol, eix. You and your jokes
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Girl : dad can u pls give me R600
Dad : I don’t have money I’m broke
Girl : how old are you?
Dad : 33
Girl : dad being broke end at the age 24 after 24 you are poor
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Quote of the day:
Men are like shoe Laces
They enter many holes before they tie the knot !!
After tying the knot they are like Belts, They see many holes but eventually put it in the same hole every day.
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To make money it’s easy to jump in front of the car
you can get a lot’s of money in road accident.
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Those Of You Posting About Telling Your Lover That You Love Them…
Why Can’t You Inbox Them Instead Of Bringing Confusion To Us Who Are Single
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Chelsea chop 6 come land for 6th position by 6pm on the 6th Sunday of the year, even 6 days before the election.
Forget Antichrist, Chelsea na the 666.
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Your mum is so ugly even the mirror
wanna run when she enter a room
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Valentine’s Day Is Only For Normal Height Couples….
Short Couples Should Wait For Children’s Day….
We Hate Confusions
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Women are naturally expensive.
So stop calling them such names like ‘gold diggers or materialistic.
Just go for the one you can afford with your coins! Stay in your lane🙌
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Nowadays It’s Hard To Tell Whether A Girl
Is Walking With Her Father Or Bae..
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Confuse yr enemies
Makhi : what are studying at varsity?
Me: I’m studying mechanical engineering
bachelor of Education in LLB and Pharmacy
with bachelor of arts under occupational
therapy and dentistry in bachelors of
science at UWC and TUT
Makhi: So u’ll finish when?
Me: Due to unfortunate and unforeseeable
circumstantial events it seems like it’ll be
affected by the results of economical ,
technological and political changes in the
world of the education as whole but……
Makhi: whoo whoo stop!!!
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If you can’t solve a financial problem with at least 3 phone calls,
Then you need to change your circle of friends.
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When you thought you’re done washing the dishes
and you turn around to see those pots on stove!
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Pregnancy was once a very special thing
until 2000’s turned it into a hobby!
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