Thanks to social distance
I’m tired of those who sleeps on my shoulder at taxi

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Guys may kanta ako sa inyo ” Kung ikaw may jowa tumawa ka hahaha,
Kung ikaw ay may jowa tumawa ka hahaha.
Kung ikaw ay may jowa ang buhay mo sasaya kung ikaw ay may jowa mahal ka ba? Yun lng!

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SAB took just 2 days to deliver
beers to all 9 provinces n
department of education struggling
to deliver PPE in 3 weeks

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Indian Movies are
~Fake. I Tried Dancing in The Market
but Nobody came

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It’s really cold today 🥶

Even my Afrikaans friends are wearing two pairs of shorts today.

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7 years old kids have iphone📱now🙆,but when i was 7 years old, i had a phone📱 that goes like “tring tring!How are you? whoof whoof! ayaya iyaya! parapapa”.

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When A Girl Claps Before Dancing,
Just Know She Is About To Dance Nonsense..

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Until you are Married, you are Single
Stop deceiving yourself
Let’s clear this confusion and mentality:
1. We just got engaged (single)
2. I live with my boyfriend (still single)
3. We have been together for 5years (super single)
4. He had credit in my name (very very single)
5. I call his mother and she calls me also (connected single)
6. I stay at his place (foolishly single)
7. He post my pictures on social media and uses my pictures as his dp (first class Mumu single)
8. He comes to my house everyday (end of discussion single)
9. He has come to see my people before traveling abroad (living in bondage single)
10. All his family knows I’m his future wife (senselessly single)

Gently mans and ladies be wise!!!

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Don’t allow school dropouts with money
to make you feel ike education is worthless!

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I will never in my life fight with
anybody when there is no third
party to separate us.
| almost died yesterday

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I almost died last night because of
cold, it won’t happen again ladies,
now | am ready to send transport
fare.

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Please don’t inbox me with the intention of dating me,
You deserve better.

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I will never leave you..
where is he now ?

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That awkward moment when you’re typing your password
and your friend is looking straight into the keyboard

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that MTN lady who usually says you have one minute remaining
has tested positive for COVID_19 😷😥😥

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