Imagine The Government Passing A New Law That All Beautiful Ladies And Handsome Guys Gonna Pay “Beauty Tax” I Know You’re Smiling Coz You’re Safe🙆🚶

When You Are Dead You Don’t Know You Are Dead,
The Pain Is Felt By Other..
The Same Applies When You Are A Fool🙆

People are busy buying Houses, Plots & Cars.
Wena you are busy buying data bundles to gossip about them.
Fix your life wena

If Your Man Can’t Afford you,
Afford Your Self My Sister
You are Not His Debit order

When You See Your Classmate Using A Protractor And Calculator in Exam Room But Your Answer is Nelson Mandela in Robben Island

Admit it 😡 , You Sometimes Listen To Other Strangers Conversation
And Mentally Give Your Opinion

two terrorists having discussion in a bar. the waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist: we are planing to kill 10 thousand people and a donkey
Waiter:why a donkey?
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then one terrorist says to the other,”see i told you nobody will care about the 10 thousand people”

Do Guys Know Girls Move On
Before They Even Break Up ?

Dear sis Dolly
I’m married 27 years now.Every time my
wife and I have a misunderstanding she
demands transport money for her 3
brothers who stays in witbank to come
and beat me here in midrand,after they
beat me,i must still give them transport
money back to witbank.
What can I do please,i’m spending a
lot.Cant we just move to witbank to save
costs

Will I be single until death, while there are so many single ladies?
Mxm🤦
Even when I’m serious, you’ll just laugh

My phone is saying no service does dat mean no church today

During Lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, My husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Daring I have a surprise for dinner tonight”He blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.i took a sit and just as he was about to remove my blindfold , the telephone rang .

He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were effecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go .

It was not only loud , but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump !! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously, then , shifting to the other leg I ripped off three more

The stink was worse then Cooked cabbage, keeping my ears careful tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes

The pleasure was indescribable eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I can quickly fanned the air a few more times with napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it Feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My Face must have been the picture of innocent. When my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked me if had peaked through the blindfold and I assured him I had not

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table with their noses, chorused, ” Happy Birthday”.

When a short man married a short woman
What did they expect to give birth to a dwarf of course.

When You Call The Number That’s Saved As “Failed Abortion” in Your Mom’s Phone
and Your Phone Starts Ringing

When the broom realises that a mop is now ready to wipe the floor, it accuse the floor of looking like soil its self. What i mean is that Coca Cola can never drink sprite spirally!