Long distance relationship needs a very good looking partner,
imagine waiting for an ugly person for 3 months

If your boyfriend is not spending money on you.
it means he’s saving money to marry you..
.be patient… men are good people

IF I WAS THE FOUNDER OF FACEBOOK
• No Under 15’s.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 50.
• I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 Likes Will Be
Banned For 3 weeks.
• No Nude Pics.
• No Texting When You In The Toilet
or When You’re Eating.
• You Wear Your Facebook Uniform
Before Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on facebook.
• After 10 We all Log Out (Closing
Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20
foreign Friends On Your Facebook.
• You’re Not Allowed To Have More
Than 500 Friends.
• You Need To Make An Affidavit To
Have An Account and A doctor’s Note .
• You can only login after church on
sundays, and if u didn’t go to church, you can’t login.
• Wash Your Hands Before Signing
In.

Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep with a boi in
other bed sober the whole night…

My Lips Are Shaking……
Someone is Busy Kissing my Girlfriend…

Dear Women,
1) Expecting A 10 Hours Cuddle Is Man Abuse
2) Faking Orgasm Is Man Abuse
3) Going Through His Phone While He’s Asleep Is Man Abuse
4) Getting Mad Because He Can’t Afford What Your Ex Used To Buy For You Is Man Abuse
5) Shaking Shoulders During Woman On Top Is Man Abuse
Thank You

You have just Won 80 Million and your Bae shouts”We are Rich!!!
Give your Reply??

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account

TOILET PAPER IS FOR LADIES real men uses.
Calendars, Boxes,Cement papers and Stones

Let your Man go out there with friends and
enjoy without you calling him 100 times,
its annoying not cute!

And you post home alone and you see
the community thief react with wow

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This,
But Call Your Ex And Apologise

A man with money can change a broke woman’s life..❤
~•°•~°•°~•°•~
A woman with money won’t even look broke man..

If You’re At A Club Right Now, Go To A Mirror And Say:
“This Is Why Guys Don’t Marry Me..!”