Girlfriend And Boyfriend Chatting On Facebook.

Girlfriend: “Please Stay Up, Just A Little Longer? I Really Want To Talk To You”

Boyfriend: “No, Sorry I Gotta Go”

Girlfriend: “Pleeeeeeeeeeease?”

Boyfriend: “No, My Mom Said If I Don’t Go To Sleep Now She’ll Come Down Here And Bash My Head On The Keyboard yujehs Ndbhuji Dcb Fnekd Xnedj Ucdu Cedtmjg Tjmgjea“

When I was mentally ill
I thought one girlfriend was enough

If Animal Have Facebook.

These Are Most Likely To Be Their Status.

Cockroach: “Managed To Skip From Someone’s Foot Step Man, I Lead A Dangerous Life Style”

Cat: “My Seventh Child Is Asking Who Is Her Father? What Should I Tell Her? I Don’t Even Remember”

Chicken: “If Tomorrow I Am Not Updating My Status. Means I Am Being Served At Kfc Love You All?”

Octopus: “I Have Just Refilled My Ink Hurrrrrrraaaayyy”

Goat: “Friends, Don’t Go Outside, Eid Holiday Is Coming“

Boy Friend: “Babe, What Are You Doing?”

Girl Friend: “Nothing, Tired Just Going To Sleep Now Honey, What About You Sweetheart?“

Boy Friend: “In The Club, Standing Behind You Honey.“

On A Flight James Bond Was Sitting Next To A Telugu Guy.

Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I Know Your Name Please?”

James Bond: “My Name Is Bond’ Continuing In His Inimitable Style.. James Bond.”

Then Bond Asks: “And You?

Telugu Guy: “My Name Is Rao…
“Siva Rao…
“Samba Siva Rao…
“Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…

Since Then When Anyone Asks Bond His Name He Simply Says James Bond

Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.

Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.

Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.

“Today’s Lesson Learned“

A Russian While Visiting India Went For An Eye Check Up.

The Dr. Shows The Letters On The Board “CZWXNQSTAZKY” & Asked.

Doctor: “Can You Read This?”

Russian: “Read? I Even Know This Guy. He’s My Cousin.”

What Is The Height Of Misunderstanding?

A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking
That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before.

According To A Research, There Are Basically 6 Types Of Girls.

1. Hard Disk Girls – Remember Everything Forever.

2. Ram Girls – Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.

3. Screensaver Girls -Just For Looking, Not For Touch.

4. Internet Girls – Easy To Access & Explore.

5. Server Girls – Always Busy When Needed.

6. Virus – These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife, Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Till Everything Is Corrupted.

A Man Gifted His Wife A Diamond Necklace, For Their Anniversary,

And His Wife Didn’t Speak To Him For 6 Months,

Why?

That Was The Deal.

Pathan’s Wife Bought A Beautiful Sweater For Her Husband.

She Sent It To Him By Parcel Along With A Note…

That Said: “The Buttons Of The Sweater Are Removed Since They Were Too Heavy & Added To The Postage. U’ll Find ‘Em In The Right Hand Pocket Of The Sweater“

Once Two Persons Were Sitting In A Meeting.

1st Said: “This Meeting Is So Boring Even My Hips Are Sleeping”

2nd Said: “Ya I’ve Heard Them Snoring Three Times“

Marriage is a sweet thing,,,, u come home u find food cooked. U eat the food then after u also eat the person who cooked*😂😂😃😃😃😜😜🔥
If u know you know!!!!

Side Chick: Reply Me Or Else I’m Posting Us
Me: Hey Hey Hey, Heello… Yewena Hiii

Being hurt by someone you love can make you wake up at 2am and
say “Yah neh!” and go back to sleep

Girls cheat more than Niggas😏…
They just don’t get caught because
side niggas don’t talk as much as side chick