I seriously can’t commit to a girl who can’t make two cups of tea with one teabag, I’m sorry

If I come from a Chicken Family My dad will be a cock, my mom a hen and I will Continue Reading..

*I have two toothbrushes in my house, one for me and one for all my girlfriends. Each of them thinks Continue Reading..

They drop their phones in the toliet, put it in their rice container and then invite you for dinner

Posting Jokes On Facebook doesn’t Mean Everything Is Fine.. I also Have Personal Problems Such As Crying When Am Hungry Continue Reading..

My sister, When You Wanna Slam His Bedroom Door🚪 Soo Bad But Then It’s A Curtain..! ☝

That Mini Heart Attack You Get . When You Reach Your Pockets And Don’t Feel Your Phone

-Sa chat Foreigner : Hi beautiful.. Im Horny.. Pinay : Ohw. Nice name..