Most ladies don’t want boyfriend or husband material, they just want a handsome, intelligent, sexy and obedient robot that vomits money.

Let’s start the argument, am ready.

The Smell of KFC when you have money
and the one when you’re broke are different.

No One Calls You “Baby”
Like a Cheating Girlfriend

Im Just Here To Remind You That
“I Will Never Leave You” Has Left

My uncle’s wife asked me to download facebook for her when I check the web history I found

“Facebuku . Kom” ??

The reason we don’t like taking our girlfriend or wife to a braai where there are female friends we grew up with…

Driving back from the braai…..c

Wife : So those girls are your. childhood friends .
Me : Yes babe, they are..cool people neh?

Wife : You and Dineo look close ..
Me : We go back along way, you could say that hahahaha..

Wife : Hmmm..I could tell from the way she hugged you.
Me : ….what do you mean babe?

Wife : I’m just saying the hug looked intimate, something about the way she held you and took time to let go..the way she looked into your eyes ..
Me : But Lerato and Natasha hugged me too..

Wife : Not the way Dineo did..you know what, let’s leave it..
Me : Okay babe..

Wife : It’s funny how she spent more time talking to you than talking to other guys at the braai..her jokes are not even funny..
Me : I thought we were leaving it.

Wife : All I’m saying is she must learn to respect other peoples’ men in their presence..if I didn’t know any better I would think you sleeping with her.
Me : …. How did this escalate that far now?

Wife : Ohhhh?..did I strike a nerve?
Me : It’s just that I don’t see what you talking about babe..

Wife : Oh?..so you are defending her now?
Me : No, I don’t know what you talking about.

Wife : I know what I saw,unless you think I’m crazy..
Me :Look at this idiot skipping the robot.

Wife : Oohhhhh hahaha!! You gonna change the subject now?

Wife:.at least he skipped a robot,he is not getting inappropriate hugs from sluts..

Me : How does an irresponsible driver compare to me giving a friend a hug?..really now..
Wife : Hehehehe. Do you want her?..am I standing in your way?..let me out the car, go to her..I’m not stopping you..

Me : Baby have I ever given you reason not to trust me?..ever..

Wife: …(folding hands)
Me : Answer me..

Wife:Just drive the car.
Me :Mmmmm..
Silence for 5min.

Wife : (Talking to herself)…
hmmm..childhood friend .
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Women why?

where are some minutes?”
it’s asking a calculator you’re dating.

You take out your stomach only to find out
that you were pregnant with twin,
you found it already 1

I wonder why rich people don’t fall in church during deliverance…
Are demons meant for only poor people..??

Izdudla are the most selfish people in the world.
They will sit down with a mini skirt,
and you will see nothing…

Kissing your Husband while he is asleep is one of the best gestures of love
but African women search pockets instead

Make sure you check your spelling and grammar before you post anything on Facebook. Because there are so many jobless English professor on Facebook..!

A police officer sees a man driving
around with a pickup truck full of
Squirrels. He pulls the guy over
and says… “You can’t drive
around with squirrels in this town!
Take them to the zoo
immediately.” The guy says “OK”…
and drives away. The next day, the
officer sees the guy still driving
around with the truck full of
squirrels, and they’re all wearing
sun glasses. He pulls the guy over
and demands… “I thought I told
you to take these squirrels to the
zoo yesterday?” The guy replies…
“I did . . . today I’m taking them to
the beach.

My friend walked in as I was taking out sausage from the fridge,
so I took everything out and started cleaning the fridge