*U think you are someone’s full chicken only find out you are not even a neck, you just nails

Ex: hey i miss you, him: hi i can’t talk now I’m at a funeral, Ex: ooh I’m so sorry Continue Reading..

My neighbour’s daughter has been knocking on my door since but I don’t want to open Their maths homework is Continue Reading..

Very soon some people will buy presents for themselves, take pictures of it and caption it “thanks bae”

You will think your Bf is romantic while kissing you on the neck….. Only to find that he got a Continue Reading..

“Dnt Be Angry If ur Girlfriend strts to act Weird nd crazy.. These humans use to talk to dolls and Continue Reading..

Dear Friends Lets create a book of lies we have heard and said; Page 1: I cant live without you Continue Reading..

I don’t chase dreams, I just go back to bed and try to dream it again