Mzansi’s Taxi Drivers Can Overtake An Overtaking Car!!!

If u had a bad day
Just remember that there are people
who have their ex’s name Tattooed on their body

A girl’s favourite line when she’s angry
“Don’t touch Me”

Dear Monday
Would u please tell Tuesday to inform Wednesday that Thursday would like to see Friday on Saturday
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Yours Sincerely
Sunday

Mom: what are doing today?😉
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Me: Nothing why?😐
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Mom: But u did nothing yesterday😔
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Me: I didn’t finish

“But u said u are 5 minutes away”
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First of all i didn’t say where im 5 minutes away from

Ladies please: Weave is not pregnancy
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You don’t have to carry it for 9 months

Ladies be looking like Rainbows nowadays

-Red Weaves
-Green Nails
-Blue Eyes
-Black Lips
-Yellow Teeth

Her: since u slept with me, u never text,
call or give me money for my hair😒😒😒
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Me: Have u ever seen a president campaign
after winning the elections?

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You visit your ex and she bring you foods…boom the dog jump in you and you be like this dog like visitors neh…only to find that you are eating in its plate!!!!

Nxa…
This evening I bought a porn DVD at the street,when I get home…
I closed the Windows..
Looked the doors..
Lower the volume to zero..
Inserted the DVD then booom.. God must be crazy part ll

In 2018 If you want a man with a car,
buy one for him.
Simple.

IF WE’RE ON THE PHONE & I SAY “LET ME CALL YU RITE BACK” THAT MEANS ENJOY THE REST OF YO DAY

Joburg police arrested a bloke printing fake notes. Rands, Dollars & Naira. And guess what? The Zim Bond Note