Two things that comes into a lady’s mind when visiting a guy.
1 I will not open my legs for him
2 let me just shave incase.

It took SAB just 2 days to deliver beers to all 9 provinces , department of education is struggling to deliver masks and sanitizers for the past 3 weeks now , we have wrong people working for the gorvernment

South African police be like “Shut up and start talking wena mahn

If Corona decides to affect the cheating partner in the relationship,
are u gonna survive or I should mind my own business

Why are you still online at this time?
Sleep, witches are waiting for you they want to send you to Nigeria😾

This is the 1st year that I could not go to Durban July due to Covid19.

It is usually due to lack of money

I still can’t believe that we’re on day 71 of 21 days of Lockdown

A man with matric is gay,
a real man has grade 3 and a gun

People who are online without the Green Dot are
More dangerous than Electricity

If 2 witches
watched 2
watches,which
witch watched
which watch?

Already drank 2 bottle of vinegar and salt but nothing happened or should I continue to drink more.🙄🙄coz don’t know what u guys are talking about

We were so poor! My dad kept saying that someone has shot Santa.
I never got any presents.

We are too old for cheating, just sit down with her and
tell her you want a 2nd girlfriend