Motivational speakers be like ”
I started My Chicken dust business with feathers only”

You cheat on my homie I tell him ASAP.
He cheats on you thats none of my business

Who would believe it 🙆 that when Makhadzi started her career of music she used to dance in front of the shops like Express Store, Spar, and Indian shops? Others scoffing at her saying she won’t go anywhere. But look where she is now. She’s now friends with big guns like Beyonce, Lana of WWE. Ronaldinho’s wife, Tong Po, Michael Ballack, Thien Henry, Benjamin Pavard, Stephanos Tsitsipas and Naomi Osaka.

This lockdown is starting to feel like a game.
Congratulations you have completed level 3,
you have now unlocked alcohol!!!

Facebook is the only book we read everyday

Japanese scientists have created a Camera
with such an immensely fast shutter-speed,
that it is now possible to take a photograph of a
woman with her mouth shut.

Apart from “Fine” and “okay”
what other death threats do women use?

I think my girlfriend is selling Goats
and never bothered to tell me about it
because a guy just texted her now
ask if the goat is still around

Your Boyfriend comes & picks you up
and the Guy you slept with last night is in the front seat…
Are you getting in the car?

How long should a Girl wait
before asking for money in a new relationship? 🤔

Are you tired of him neglecting you,
not answering your calls and ignoring your texts?🤷
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Then get your own Man and leave hers alone..!

Tell a Lady: “I had a dream about you”
They always think it’s about s*x
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And be like: “Girl, I was buying bread in SHOPRITE and you were the cashier”

Stop posting same OLD PICTURES🙄,
if you’re no longer HOT
leave it, its finished…☝🥺
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Just share memes and posts..!

Sometimes you’d want to post the love of your life
But again the other love of your life might see it..!

Being famous on social media is like being rich on monopoly,
its not real calm down..!