June 6 vs 4
Who ever bathed during summer shall not bother themselves with bathing this winter

Hey there✋comedians, we bring to you the Top10Jokes challenge.
Drop your best jokes😂🔥.Then thina we’ll post ones the best

When things go wrong…
When sadness fills up your heart…
When tears roll down your eyes…
Please inform me…
Because my friend sells tissues –
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!

That lady you are Eyeing is Beautiful because her partner is not Stingy like you … Ladies should l increase the Volume?

Guys plz teach me to cook corn flakes
but I’ve already added tomato n onion…
what else should I add

When you speak fluent English bare wiketsa clever🙄

MOM paid School fees for 5 years and that means
I’ll speak English whenever I want to.Infact, carbohydrates

If we date, I’m pushing you to become a better you. I’m on your neck about your money, education, your future, your goals. You are not about to get distracted by being in a relationship with me. My goal is to elevate your mind and prosper with you.

Our generation never had babysitters our parents just told us to lock 🔒
the door n never open for anyone

Stop thinking people’s post are about you 😂
you’re not worth writing about

Matomane promised his girlfriend twenty thousand rands while chatting with her on whatsapp. A week later, she unexpectedly visited him while he was about to travel.
“Honey! Where’s the R20 000 you promised me last week?” She asked.
“I don’t have any money with me right now babe, but here’s my ATM card. You can withdraw all the amount in my account”
He gave her his ATM card and left for durban, knowing fully well he had nothing in his account.
Halfway through his journey, he received a call from his friend,
“Hello. Matomane,
I just deposited the R100,000 I’ve been owing you for six months now into your account now. You should get an alert on your phone soon.”
Matomane is right now in the hospital for crashing his car into a tree.

I Guess I’ll Be Bored in Heaven Because All My Friends Are Going To Hell

Mom: Go Wash The Dishes
Me: WTF
Mom: Excuse Me
Me: Where’s The Fatuku

When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying: “Dreams do come true” or the one that says: “To be happy accept what life gives you”..??

Dating a neighbor is nonsense, you be receiving texts like:
“Babe is everything okay i saw you coming from the toilet..”

Most Of People Ask Themselves Why I like To Post On Facebook, Posting Is Better Than Inboxing Some People’s Gf And Ask Them Nudes..!

“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful,
when her lips are closed..!”