I slept at my Girlfriend’s House and in the morning she,
didn’t give me money for Transport.
I don’t understand.

If she rejects you by saying “i don’t date broke niggas”.
My brother just go work hard and fix your broke status.
When she comes back,just tell her “i only date virgins” wait and see how she gonna fix that.

Are you happy with your voice when
you hear it from the voice note?

[Dear Slay Queens💰]
Don’t stress darlings, your graduation is coming very soon..

Some girls eyebrows are as thick as a slice of polony
cut by your unemployed uncle..!

If your Girlfriend is not Provoking you Regularly
She is a Pretender..
Real Girlfriend’s Behave like Bullies..!
☝😎

My Dear Sister.
You don’t owe anybody a flat tummy!
Just carry on with that AIRBAG, It’s all yours!!

Ladies how do you respond to a text which says:
“Leave my Man alone”??

I no longer have strength to argue with people
who own phones with removable batteries..!

We really go though a lot yaz mara…
other kids are asking for the second graph but
you didn’t even see any question saying you should draw…😂🤣😂.
I hate school.

I’ve realised that South African people don’t really hate Corruption.
What they hate, is when they don’t benefit from it.

Husband’s Massage:

Honey, I Got Hit By A Car Outside Of The Office. Teena Brought Me To Hospital. They have been making tests and X-rays. The blow to my head though is very strong. Will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm , a compound fracture in the left lef and they may have to amputate the right foot.

Wife’s Response :

Who’s Teena ?

Not being born into a rich family was my first financial mistake.
Its been downhill since.

I Was Embarrassed When My Boyfriend Said Babe Get Ready because
I Want 3 Children, 4kids , 3 Boys , 2 Girls , 5 Sons And 3 Daughters

TO ALL THOSE WHO SAID THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE WEIGHT THIS YEAR
WHERE ARE YOU😅
HEY!!!DON’T SCROLL DOWN I’M TALKING TO YOU