15 years from now, I can see myself living in a mansion with a handsome engineer with 2 kids. The two kids will call him papa, while they’ll call me yaya.

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Atleast someone loves me and fights for me
Thank you White Blood Cell!

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*I’m hosting a party*
*Free food🥞🍔*
*Free Alcohol*🍷🥂🍻
*Entrance: Your Grade 1 report*
😂😂😂

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If your husband left yesterday and he just came home today…just know he is one of the men from east who were following the star.

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” I drink when there is an event or only festive.”

Good for you. 🤚🏽 🙄
Why do you tell me that you drink
when there is free alcohol? 🤨

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Me : damn nobody ever calls me

Someone calling me

Me: Damn wtf you want

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*PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9 months is not arrive?

DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of English can cause miscarriage.😂😂😂😂😂*

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Whenever you feel sad just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says push

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A man was arrested by the police for stealing clothes on the washing line.
He claimed he was doing online shopping…

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I may look normal but when i see cats i keep meowing at them until they meow me back.

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People Who Understand Harry Potter Movies ,
Are Mentally Disturbed

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If a girl texts you first, just save your time and block him 👌

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Tonight is the longest night of the year,
its sad you gonna spend it alone 😔

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Kiss can remove anger,
but too much kiss can remove clothes

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Wanna know a fact?
Your crush is liking someone,
and this someone isn’t you. 🙃

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SERIOUS WARNING
On The 31st December Around 23:59 Do Not Go Outside Your House Otherwise You Will Come Back Next Year. Please Tell Everyone You Care For😌

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