If all he does is make you cry… My dear you are not dating a man… You are dating an onion… SHIYA LO VEG
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If you’re reading this you’re the second most beautiful person in the world, first is me
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Imagine your boyfriend is a photographer instead of saying smile, he says I love you 😍 then you smile 🙈
Now scroll down because you’re single
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Dear Camera,
I hate the way you you make me ugly.
Mirror is so nice to me.
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Once upon a time,there lived in a village three friends namely, Trouble, Mad, Stupid.
One day trouble got missing and the two (Mad and Stupid) went out in his search, they came across a school when Mad told Stupid to wait outside while he go to check whether trouble could be found in the school. Mad walked close to a class room door and was allowed in after some hard knocks, he was asked by a teacher ” How may I help you sir”
Mad: Please am looking for trouble
Teacher:Ah, are you mad!
Mad: Yes Sir, am mad, and stupid is waiting for me outside 😁
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I wonder why the children voice is more louder 😂 in church anytime they share the grace 😂😂
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Vodacom shake everyday be like,
“You have won two chicken from your neighbor as X-mas gift. Please take your gift at night and make sure that no one is seeing you because it’s a suprise… enjoy”
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December as you are going, go with the Alcohol Biko!! I can’t come & kill myself 🚴🚴 🏃
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I called you on video call🎞️ u start yawning do you tink I will allow you to swallow me & my phone did you know how much I bought it🙄
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I overhead my mom praying for me saying
“no alcohol shall touch my son’s lips” I laughed and said, I’m gonna use a straw.
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Dont be afraid to accept Money or Airtime from
you Ex…its your Pension money
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You borrow 500 from your wife and then after two days you give her 1500 without saying anything. She will still ask for the 500 you borrowed from her. “Honey, the 500 wasn’t mine the owner is seriously disturbing me”.
…The world is not funny without women I tell you…
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Guys I’m feeling a bit upset right now, i have stress maybe I can be okay so can you please do me a favour just leave the group .I need some time alone .
Thanks In Advance.
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There is someone who doesn’t even know a high school gate but they are busy talking about matric results!
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Mom on Christmas:
“Take screwdriver unscrew TV and take out custard and mayonnaise”
Me: 😲😳
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Look how grown up you are and at that age but you still cant pronounce “PERSPICATICATICANONACIOUS” Shame on you!!!!!mxm….
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