Introducing your female friends to your boyfriend is like displaying different kinds of meat to a dog…
My sister it will eventually eat them all.
Are we together?

Depression starts when you want an iphone and
a Brazilian while you’re unemployed

The unemployment rate in South Africa worries me..
this coming election, people should just drop their CV’s in the ballot box

Being kissed while you’re asleep is one of the purist forms of love
Unless you’re in prison!!!

Don’t Tell Me “I Wish I Had Met You Earlier”
Dump Your useless boyfriend And Meet Me Now….
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.case closed

I was standing in front of my house waiting for any available taxi, two kids (a boy and a girl) ran to me and the little girl asked me this question: “Uncle,can a 6 years old girl get pregnant?” I said NO, boy replied: “didn’t I tell you? let’s go and continue.. I shouted: “continue what

Cant wait for valentine’s day to see short
girls wearing red outfits looking like fire
extinguishers

I can’t wait to get rich so that even if i
come late for family meeting
My elders will apologise
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“My son we are sorry we came too early”

If I had just one hour left to live
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I’d spend it in math class.
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.it never ends.

The way TUT students look at us when
they are In a bus
You’d swear they are Real Madrid entering
the stadium

Imagine dating a nyaope guy and you get a text saying,
“babe I’m at the gate are you going to come out or
should I leave with it?”

I just created a Facebook account with a false profile picture of a beautiful lady. Now my father sent me a friend request and he’s telling me that he is single and has no children.

Can someone please borrow pilot’s uniform 😥
tomorrow I’m going to visit my High school teacher…
she used to make me an example of failure

Boy: Hey Love, I’m standing at the gate Please come out…
Girl: I am not at home, I’m at Jo’burg i left yesterday
Boy: 😢😢 Ok fine😥😥.. anyways i brought fifty thousand😢
Girl: what!! Wait honey just give me 5 minutes I’m on my way
Boy: Huh😨😨😨 5min from Jo’burg to here😨😴😴
Girl: No Love, I’m nearby at my friends place we call it ” Jo’burg “😊😊
Boy: Ok hurry up then😏 we are waiting for you🙄🙄
Girl: You nd Who?
Boy: Me nd My friend, We call him Fifty thousand..
his the one who wanted to meet you

People who still type “kikikikiki” when you have this👉😂emoji,
what type of brain damage do you suffer from?? 😏

He said you’re the most beautiful girl in the world and
you start sleeping with him…
My sister is that how you reward liars!