*inbox*
Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here

Dating 2000s Is All Fun And Crazy Until When She Dumps you, She Be Like: “When We First Met ,you Were Custard. Time Passed By and you Turned Into Mustard… And In The End you are just a Bastard… Its Over!!!”

Mbali ; baby I’m pregnant

Mbula ; haibo who gave you that name😀

A Guy in a hurry used the
ladies toilet in a posh
hotel..
He sat down and
noticed four buttons –
WW, WA, PP & APR…
Curious, he pressed WW &
his butt was gently
sprayed with WARM
WATER,
he loved it so much..!!
He then pressed WA & a
blast of WARM AIR dried
him up. Still loving it …,
He pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him
smell fresh.
Feeling pampered ..,
He decided to press the last button APR.
He later woke up in a
hospital
A Nurse smiled & said to
him “Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER.
When the machine couldn’t
find a pad on you, it went
for your balls .
Your balls are in the jar
over there..🤣

My brother if she doesn’t disturb u , annoys u‍😡
or give u any headache😡 then she is not the one ….real girlfriends 💑act like Demons 👹some even act like witches from Malawi.

Some of you, if we wipe your make up,
you are going straight back to 2009.

A man who always pleases his friends can
never build a home!!!

That 1 toothbrush all your girlfriends use
when they come for a sleep over and each
of them thinks its hers…

Besides “GO LOCK THE DOOR FIRST”

What other inspiration words do you knw

Did u notice that guys who play instruments in church don’t give offering

Our Father😍
Who art in Valentine’s day💑🌸❤️
Hallow be thy dates💖💐
Thy Gifts and Kisses🌷🌼😘😍
Thy will be handed out💯❤️✅
As we watch pure sadness✋😚💔
Give us the luck💋💖💓👀☝️
Find the date’s before 14th👫💑😍
And forgive us for rejecting other kids🤗😇🤔
As we forgive those who shapa us with Stena💔💯🙅
Lead us not into single world✋🏃🛑❌
Deliver us from cheating💔💮💯😍✋🏃
For thy is the reason🙅🏃✋🙄🤔💛
Wr stay single forever and ever AMEN❤️💖👀💝

I know My Girlfriend Is Ugly Bt Whenever I Look At My Frnd’s Girlfriend
I Calm Down

the biggest mistake you can make is showing your child that
your phone has games

Im not a sleeping person is important
when doing an interview at a security company