Holding a skinny girl’s hand feels like u are playing with a USB cable

Before I get rich, if any relative wants to die, please die.. I don’t want to be accused of sacrificing Continue Reading..

My relatives: When are you getting married? ~•~•~ Me: On my wedding day!

“visit my wall” and “add me close” Which Other Strategy Of Bitchies Do You Know ?

i Hate When People Ask Me To Watch Their Stuff 😏 … What if Someone Comes ? And Actually Tries Continue Reading..

WHICH ONE DO YOU HAVE??👇🙋💁 -Gold tooth 😊 -Brackets (.) -Silver tooth 😊 -Kiss kiss / -Tattoo🤦🏽‍♀ -Hairy legs😝 -Small Continue Reading..

Girl:I am leaving you cuz u focus too much on football… Boy:Are you leaving on loan or full transfer…

Her: You’re So Quite . Me: Nobody Plans A Murder Out Loud 🙂