Ladies.. Not every dude in church⛪ is husband material
. Church is like a hospital🏥.
Some are responding to treatment some are not!

Sometimes their life is not better than yours.
Their phone just has better picture quality & a better filter..

Him : Bae Why do u call me with Private?
Her : Ohh sorry Bbe Hangup and let me call You ka Truck

Physics students let’s confuse them😁
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Me : Cash Receipt Journal

Am i the only one who skip posts about God and
secretly say “God knows that I love him 😂

Tomorrow is black Friday, we at avbob will give you another corpse for free when you collect yours

Today l smoked weed🍁🍁
And l ended up asking my Granny👵
“Hey baby gal where do l know u from”😁😁😁
it was my first day

I wanna mix russian bear🍺,18-18
And Brutal 8🍻 while Smoking weed🍁🍁…..
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Any words 4 me

If she complains about you coming late at night respect her
and come back early tomorrow morning

Her: i want us to be more than friends
Me: so now you want to be my cousin

Have ever been rejected by someone
they said had a crush on you

*Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend’s 25,
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend’s 26,
so if you’re single its ok,
maybe he’s just not born yet

Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass

People Who Are Born in FEBRUARY , MARCH , JULY , AUGUST , NOVEMBER Will Be Single Forever

Only black people who take chance to speak English use the word private in many ways. 1: Can I see you in private. 2: he just bought a new Toyota private. 3: she got a private call. 4: his a very private person. 5: at least he should have called me with taxi not a private. 6: private parts.

The Airtimes That Some Of Us Have Bought This Year Could Have Build Many Universities in South Africa