Why Should i Applaud A White Man For Speaking An African Language ? 😒
I’ve Been Speaking English For As Long As I’ve Been Alive 😏 ,
Where is My Applause ?

i Hate How You Are Just Born Out Of No Where And Be Forced To Go To School And Get A Job 😠😡

What if i Wanted To Be A Duck ?

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid
Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you??
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
Then you said:
– Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.
So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn’t belong to him.

TEARGAS is Just An ONION That Went To A Private School

How To Tell A Girl That She is Ugly ,
Without Making Her Feel insulted ? 😒👇

“Your Beauty is Different”

For All My Years On This Earth ..
it Was Only Yesterday That i Learned That “RAP” Stands For “RHYTHM AND POETRY” , I’m Ashamed

Being Held At A Gunpoint And I’m Told To Spell The Word “Wednesday” , I’d Probably Die

They Don’t Want Your Boyfriend ✋ , They Want Your Relationship 😥 .. They Get Confused Thinking That He Can Do For Them What He Does For You

Mention A Woman Who Doesn’t Love Money
And I’ll Show You A Lion That Eat Grass

People Who Are Born in FEBRUARY , MARCH , JULY , AUGUST , NOVEMBER Will Be Single Forever

Only black people who take chance to speak English use the word private in many ways. 1: Can I see you in private. 2: he just bought a new Toyota private. 3: she got a private call. 4: his a very private person. 5: at least he should have called me with taxi not a private. 6: private parts.

The Airtimes That Some Of Us Have Bought This Year Could Have Build Many Universities in South Africa

That Hurtful Moment , When Someone Has Explained Something To You For 7 Times ,
But You Still Don’t Get it And You Hope That
They Forgive How Stupid You Are

When i Look At Some Of You ,
i Can Just Feel Your Parents’s Pain And Regret

if You Want To See Your Boyfriend’s True Colors ,
Just Say That “You Are Pregnant”

Have ever been rejected by someone
they said had a crush on you