Other pu**Y don’t deserve towel after s*x
they deserve a mop

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K-KWESTA
F-FEATURING
C-CASSPER

ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD

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When you drive carrots rich street a guy comes walking up to you and says he is very poor so you give him $20 and the guy goes to the the shop and sees the price for the pizza per box is $20 and he buys 222 boxes of pizza and goes to his palace.

Moral:always look at the streets name or else the donkey will kick you in the face

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If you think ladies are weak……
try to undress her when she is wearing a toned underwear…….!
My brother you will see world war 3💪

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A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God responded, ”
So you would love her.”
The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?”
God replied, “So she would love you.

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When you are arguing with girlfriend or wife, and sarcastically she says ‘wow’ during the arguiment. She is just wondering and thinking much how on earth is she end up dating or marrying an idiot like you dude😂😂😂

These ladies can think so avoid to argue with them 😂

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I Used To Comment “Beautiful Pic” And Zoom

Now I Just Comment “Nice Edited” And Log off ✋

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If your dad owns vrrrrr’phaaa you have a
step mother at high school and she’s repeating grade 10😂😂😂😂…..!

Lets not argue on this!!!!!!!

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Your boyfriend secretly say:
”I am not your parent”
when you ask him money.

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The following sentence will make you learn Chinese fast.
“Shoes shall shine soon.”

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Girl the longer the skirt the longer the relationship days😊
The shorter the skirt the shorter the relationship days

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Proof of God’s hand working,
is when the wind blows
a Girl’s skirt up, and the same wind
blows dust into your eyes. And u end
up seeing nothing.

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After watching Sarafina movie,
I realized that it was tough back then
even Somizi didn’t have to be Gay

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The meaning of the word kiss
Keep
It
Short
Stupid

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