Four Ants Are Moving Through A Forest.

They See An Elephant Coming Towards Them.

1st Ant Says: “We Should Kill Him.”

2nd Ant Says: “No, Let Us Break His Leg Alone.”

3rd Ant Says: “No, We Will Just Throw Him Away From Our Path.”

4th Ant Says: “No, We Will Leave Him Because He Is Alone And We Are Four.“

Guys please help a brother out,
how long do pop corns take to pop?😐
I mean I’ve already added 4 cups of water

After finishing dinner in a restaurant,
the wife told her husband:
“give some tip to the waiter”😉

Husband called the waiter and told him:
“Don’t Get Married!!”.

My ex was like : “Rich can we meat?”
And i was like: “No, we can cabbage”

Relationship stress will make you
forget to seat down in a taxi..

My neighbour’s daughter has been knocking on my door
since but I don’t want to open
Their maths homework is difficult.

Having a kid is like having a little broke friend

When are they making heels for short men???
Asking for a friend.

Dating a broke married man is a waste of sin my sister

This Winter I’m wearing my PUMA Jersey till it becomes OUMA

The youth of
1987 = revolutionary struggle
.
The youth of
2018 = data struggle

Gone are the days when football was watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s watched by terrified gamblers!!!

Rich was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key🔑…

His neighbour asked him: “sir, can i help you open the door?”😕

Rich replied and said:
“Don’t worry the house is rotating…
just help me hold the house straight,
i can open the door”

I tried having sex while listening to Gospel music..
I ended up putting her clothes back on and
i helped her get back with her Ex..