Did You Notice That Women In Serious Relationships Know
How To Draw Eyebrows

Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies
half way across the street and leave them there?

*English is not our Mother Tongue but we
celebrate those who made a mark in their
respective disciplines.
*1. Bashin Mahlangu
*Interviewer:* How do you feel after scoring
a beautiful goal?
*Mahlangu:* I feel Immediately!
*2.The Late Lesley Manyathela*
*Interviewer:* So Lesley tell us about your.
Family
*Manyathela:* I have one kids and two
brothers, there is one infront of me and one
behind.
*3.Siyabonga Nomvethe*
*Interviewer:* happy birthday Bhele!
*Nomvethe:* Thank you! Thank you! Same
to you!
*4. Steve Lekoelea*
*Interviewer:* you seem to have hit the best
form of your game, and you look very fit,
what’s your secrect?
*Steve:* When I wake up in the morning I
run away.
Interviewer: you have jst helped pirates win
this crucial game, so where to from now?
*Steve:* I’m going home.
*5. Mandoza*
*Interviewer:* Mandoza we jst received sad
news that Brenda Fassie has passed away,
hw do you feel about that?
*Mandoza:* Eish my sister this is so sad, its
like a dream come true.

You’re not obligated to prove to social media that your
“working”, “getting money” , or “In relationship”

If you know you not planning to cheat in December.
Please go straight to January
we don’t need negative energy around us..!!

Lord your daughters are Disrespectful.
They roll their eyes👀, Before Picking Up our calls..!

If someone tells you a secret and you disclose it,
you’re the reason behind the proverb “Walls Have Ears”..!

If you want to see her real beauty
tell her to remove that wig..!

Use soccer langue to describe your relationship
me: Full time or Sudden death

Guys when writing a suicide note
do I greet first or go straight to the point

Relationship stress can make u buy airtime and
end up pressing the voucher on a tv remote control

Your Parents Are Still Together 😬😴
But When You Are Asked “Who Your Favorite Couple is?” ,
You’ll Say it’s “Jay Z And Beyonce” 😠😡 ..
After All The School fees

Meanwhile At The ATM 👇

– Me : Are You The Last Person On The Queue ?
– Her : i Have A Boyfriend

State Your Age And Something You Can’t Do ? 😕😒

Me : I’m 17 And i Can’t Sing

Showers Are Made For Tall People 👨,
Short People Should Be Using Taps