Soldier: I will rape all of u!
Girls (crying): Rape us but pls
leave our grandma out of it!
Grandma (shouting Leave who
out)?… War is war, everybody must face the
consequences!!

I Don’t Trust Girls Who Visit Me With Large
Handbags I Once Lost A Fridge, Washing
Machine And My Brother

In Which Category Are You?
1. SH – Single and happy
2. SF – Single and Flirting
3. SS – Single and Searching
4. TH – Taken and Happy
5. TNS -Taken but Not Satisfied
6. UC – Ultimate cheater
7. FA – Forever alone.

You are 16 years of age and your
relationship status is complicated, What
happened? He stole your ice cream?

*IF FORCING YOUR WIFE FOR SEX IS RAPE…*
*THEN FORCING YOUR HUSBAND FOR
SHOPPING IS ROBBERY*
_GUYS HOPE AM COMMUNICATING !!!

WITCHCRAFT is when your father sells his only piece of land and sent you abroad to study medicine, After 7 years you come back as a DJ.

_Dating a Doctor or a Nurse is not romantic at all,
when they look into your eyes instead of them seeing love,
they end up seeing symptoms of malaria or eye problems_*

I’m Having A Bad Day,My Dog Impregnated My Neighbour’s
Dog And Now They Want Me To Pay For Damages

Boss: Where were u born?
Frank: Malawi
Boss: ok, which part?
Frank: what do you mean by ’which part’? …
the Whole body was born in Malawi

Signs of a cheater:
When their phone has these emojis as constantly used:
💋😘😜😍🌹👍😂👀
but his chats are all empty and you did not recieve these emojis from him.
Wake up.

If you expect the world to be fair with you..
because you are fair, you’re fooling yourself.
That’s like expecting the lion not to eat you
because you didn’t eat him.

Good sex will make a girl return the next
day uninvited with poor excuses like ” I left
my used recharge voucher yesterday “

As a lady you must respect your
boyfriend’s friends, they’re the ones who
know if you’re his girlfriend or not.

Please live your lives in such a way that we
are not forced to lie at your funerals.

Black parents only start to talk to you
about the danger of unprotected sex
when you tell them that your girlfriend is
pregnant

When a girl rejects me , I tell my self that
she’s HIV positive and she doesn’t want to
infect me…