Some boys Being dumped by a girl you love and
you don’t know what to say to change her mind,
you end up saying stuff like..
.
“Babe, I’m pregnant!

My sister u have an expensive phone but you still post ugly pics
Whats the purpose of buying an expensive phone
My sister edit those pics u can’t afford to be ugly offline and online

My wife showed me a good time last night.

Photos of me when I was single.

The meeting of Zuma and Muswati has reminded me of a former Russian president called Prasvilodiskyovach Petrovzilizevisky….. I know you have skipped the name so I will stop my story there. I dont like laziness

I passed by an atm and saw the guy who owes me R1600 in the queue and then when he saw me approach him he was like is this the taxi rank asking people around him

I never understand why ladies switch off lights, draw curtains, lock doors to dress up and later come out half naked.
But my sister why??😂😂😂😂
Ladies……..

those chicks in high school that no one wanted to date or talk to be looking fine asf today😳🤤 meanwhile the popular bitches have 3 or 4 kids and are shaped like sponge bob

Nyaa married a good looking lady,
and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules.

“I’ll be home when I want,
if I want,
what time I want,
and I don’t expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table,
unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner.
I’ll go hunting,
fishing,
boozing,
and card playing when I want with my old buddies,
and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules.
Any comments?”

His new bride said,
“No, that’s fine with me.
Just understand that there will be sex here
at seven o’clock every night,
whether you’re here or not.”

One word for the bride?

All Those Who Used To Cover Their Papers During Exams In School ,
Are You Billionaires Now?

The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.” “Well, if it’s just because of them, I’d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone!”

I really struggle with being lazy…I say to myself,
“Should I sit down and do nothing or
should I lie down and do nothing?”

A sweet grandmother Telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number of the patient?” The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302.”
The operator replied, “Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse’s station for that room.”After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.” The grandmother said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News.” The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?” The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me anything.”

Little Jack was filling a hole in the garden when his neighbour looked over the fence and asked, “What are you doing here, son?” “I’ve just buried my goldfish; it died” replied Little Jack tearfully. “That is a mighty large hole you dug for a goldfish” said the neighbour.Patting down the last bit of earth, Little Jack said, “That’s because my goldfish is inside your stupid cat !”

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or, “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table,” or “Hey, all the cards the ace of spades?” The magician was furious, but couldn’t do anything. It was, after all, the captain’s parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.
Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said,
“OK, I give up. Where’s the ship?”

Its only in black families were you will find
a Seven years old uncle

Protitutes are the only people
who are telling the truth when saying
”It was a pleasure doing business with you”
The rest are just pure liers