Relationship stress can make you iron all your clothes
And when you done you realize you didn’t plug the iron

that moment when you just lost a fight.
And when u get home You start thinking about
all The kung fu moves
You Could done

Remember back when you were a kid and you thought your 25 year old unemployed cousin wasn’t serious about life?

Look at you now!

ME: Babe, which letter does the word “Tuesday” end with?
.
HER: Y
.
ME: I just wanna know

Ladies, when men inbox you, you must know the only word that is truthful is “Hie”. Then the rest is all lies.

Tjo! “You want your girlfriend to kill me
” this is how girls ask if you’ single

You wanna know how being married feels like? . .
Okay delete all songs and leave one,
then listen to it all day…Everyday

My brother , don’t feel bad if girls doesn’t reply to your inboxes .
Most of them can’t read

Put your phone on airplane mode before going to bed ….. .
Vodacom will still bill you for that flight you booked.
You think you’re clever neh..

Boss; Where were u born?
Me : In South Africa
Boss: Which part?
Me : What do u mean Which part?
My whole body was born in South Africa.

She Was My Crush Until She Posted, “I’m
Cooking Pastor, Soap And Miss Meat for
launch then
Rise and Bins for sleep “

A white lady and a black guy were having a
drink at a bar,
Later that night the lady whispered to the
guy, “let’s go to my place”
At the woman’s place they started kissing
and undressing.
The lady was deep in the mood and
whispered to the black guy in a sexy voice,
” tie me on the bed and do what you black
guys do BEST! !!”
The guy tied her on the bed and ran away
with
TV, money, laptop, Fridge.
Aaaaaaa yaaaaa
Africa got talent! !!!

Ladies will tell you that
their man is not good in bed.
Sister, please try doing it on the floor.
You might get it right

If your BAE wants your Facebook password don’t hesitate to give them.
They will probably find what they’re looking for

WHO IS THE MOST STUPID?
PETER: “I want my money now!”
JOHN: “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay
you”. he pulled a gun and shot himself
dead​
PETER: “Hahaha… If you think u’ll get away
with my money u r wrong, I will follow u
until u pay me!”. he takes the gun and
shot himself dead as well.​
JAMES was watching from a distance he
laughed and said: “These guys are funny, I
must watch this till the end”… *he also took
the gun and killed himself!
Do you want to know how it ended? You
know what to do…

Why do people that are dating our exes think we hate them?

We just thought that we must just give you leftovers