You wait for Her more than 3 hours
.
Then She come out wearing A Legging and Vodacom T-shirt
.
Ladies😑

Use Hospital Language To Describe Your Relationship ? 😒

Me : We Tried All We Could

After i Give Advice , i Always End My Sentence With
“i Don’t Know Though” ..
So That You Can Never Say i Ruined Your Life

Why Can’t Trees Give Off Something Useful 😕 ,
Like Wi-Fi ?

Heineken=R20
Brick=R3

Someone is going to drink 8 rooms in December

Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends.
he will leave you for a decent girl
then use your story for a testimony at church

Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Me: Babe that’s nothing I’m infertile

You can’t say you’ve been hurt enough by the age of 25 years,
what do you expect your grandmother to say at the age of 75 years?
stop_that_theory coz you have a lot to deal with

I love stopping the microwave at 00:01
.
It makes me feel like l turned off the
bomb and saved the world

keep playing your boyfriend like football ,
let another girl catch him like a goalkeeper ,
you will regret watching the highlight*

Brothers stop calling your girlfriends with cheap names like honey,chocolate,sweety,sugar…those things cost less . 😀😀😀😀..call them with names like bag of rice,my university fees,petrol…😂😂..let’s value our girlfriends guys….
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Infact MY BAG OF CEMENT I MISS YOU.