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Uzathi isdudla siya idibala kanti sishaye
ivosho sahluleka uku sukuma

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पति – तुम हमेशा
हर चीज़ में,,, “मेरा –
मेरा” करती हो,,,
तुम्हें “हमारा” कहना
चाहिए…

अब अलमारी में क्या
ढून्ढ़ रही हो? . . . . . . .

पत्नी – हमारा पेटीकोट

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किसी ने एक छोटे बच्चे से सवाल किया
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“बिल्ली पूंछ क्यों हिलाती है ?”

बच्चे ने बड़े ही मसूमियत से जवाब दिया-
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“क्यूँकि पूंछ बिल्ली की है, तेरे बाप की नही.”

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every squad of boys has that guy who’s afraid of girls..!!

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i seriously don’t know why people expect pastors’ kids to be like them.
God only called their fathers.
It wasn’t a conference call…

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[Ladies…]
There are still some good men out there
but the problem is you label them
as broke and boring!!

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1. Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it.”
2. “If it makes you happy, do it. If it doesn’t, then don’t.”
3. “Smile more, Worry less.
Good Morning

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How can you drink alcohol that has
a higher percentage ?. 😂 😂
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Especially when compared with
your Mathematics results. 💖

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How much will it cost me to go from
Hammanskraal to KZN by witchcraft,
using a broom?
I need to visit an old friend of mine urgently

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Ladies if you go to your boyfriend’s house nd
find another girl cooking stew,
just find another pot nd cook rice,
it’s called team work 😏

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December is time for family.
So if you see your boyfriend with another woman
it could be his cousin or his uncle’s daughter.
Are together Ladies?

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Yaz When you been single for long you can’t even spell the word ” relashinsheep “

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Start preparing to Sleep baby girl,
he won’t call you. Tonight he’s entertaining other women,
he’s a womanizer.. That goat can’t change!!

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A guy stuck his head into a barber’s shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?” The Barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2hours”.
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut “?
The Barber looked around at the shop and said “About 3hours”.
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?”
The Barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour only”
The guy left.
The Barber turned to a friend and said Nicholas, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut , but then he doesn’t ever come back.
A little while later, Nicholas return to the shop.
The Barber asked, “So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?
Nicholas looked up, with tears in his eyes and said,
“To your wife at home”

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