Sometimes love gone wrong …
…is actually life gone right
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If a doctor marries a nurse,do they
give birth to a patient?
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Ma sister, imagine walking in heaven and all the kids you aborted be like:
“Jesu nangu lo”
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VHA – VENDA
– They are Educated
– Ugly on serious note
– They respect
– They aggressive
– They hate water
– Hate colgate and toothbrush
– They don’t know roll on
But i can’t laugh you know
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Batho badi Gap menong batla go swenkela okare o kgopela dabolap.
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Imagine if the government says, everybodyshould register their boyfriend/girlfriend,or wife/ husband before 14th Feb 2018 and you’re try to register yours and the system be like:
“sorry the person you are registering has already been registered!,”
What will you do?
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Ako si Butchok, 12 years old. May kapatid akong si Jeje 2months palang siya. Since na pinanganak si Jeje ay nawala na ang atensyon ni mama at ni papa sakin. Minsan nalang nila akong kinakausap at minsan nalang nila akong nilalambing. Sa totoo lang nagseselos po ako sa aking kapatid. Minsan inaaway ko siya at pinapaiyak. Pero ako parin ang pinapagalitan ni mama at papa. Kaya isang araw, habang mahimbing na natutulog si mama ay pinahiran ko ng lason na nakakamatay ang dalawang nipol ni mama. Para pag dumede si Jeje sa kanya ay mamatay si Jeje. Kinaumagahan, laking gulat naming lahat ng malaman naming namatay ang aming driver.
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ਪੱਪੂ : ਇਹ ਕਿਸ ਚੀਜ ਦਾ ਖੇਤ ਹੈ . ?
ਕਿਸਾਨ : ਇਹ ਕਪਾਹ ਦਾ ਖੇਤ ਹੈ ,
ਜਿਸਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਕੱਪੜੇ ਬਣਾਏ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ !
ਪੱਪੂ : ਇਸ ਵਿੱਚ ਪਜਾਮੇ ਵਾਲਾ ਪੌਦਾ ਕਿਹੜਾ ਆ ?
ਕਿਸਾਨ ਬੇਹੋਸ਼
( ਪੱਪੂ ਕੌਣ ? ਸਮਝ ਹੀ ਗਏ ਹਉਗੇ )
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Felimon: Bess, tulungan mo naman ako.
Boknoy: Babae na naman ? Alam mo bess. Ang babae nandyan lang yan. Simplehan mo lang. Hayaan mo sila.
Felimon: Bess naman eh.
Boknoy: Bakit ? Ano ba problema mo ?
Felimon: Pakitranslate naman ng sasabihin ko.
Boknoy: Sige, whats that ?
Felimon: Panget ba ako ? Kapalit-palit ba ako ?
Boknoy: Im ugly ? Im exchange gift ?
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Don’t feel bad if people remember you only when they need you.
Feel privileged that you are like a candle
that comes to their mind when there is darkness!
Good Morning
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Its necessary to have an underwear
but not necessary to show it off.
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लड़कों और लड़कियों की दोस्ती में ये हैं फर्क
.
दो लडकियां आमने-सामने जब
बातकरती हैं।
.
पहली – हाए स्वीटहार्ट।
.
दूसरी – हाई , मेरी शोना , आई मिस यू। 😘
.
और दोनों एक दुसरे के बारे में पीठ
पीछे बोलती हैं। 😋
.
पहली – अरे वो एक नंबर की नकचढ़ी हैं, घमंडी हैं।
😆
.
दूसरी – मैं तो उसे भाव ही नहीं देती , शक्ल से बंदरिया लगती हैं 😂 😝
.
जब 2 लड़के जब आमने सामने बात करते हैं।
.
पहला – कैसा हैं कमीने , लाल शर्ट में
तो bandar लग रहा हैं बे। 😜 😉
.
दूसरा – अपने बाप से मजाक करता हैं साले। 😉
😜
.
और दोनों एक दुसरे के बारे में पीठ पीछे बोलते हैं।
😁
.
पहला – मस्त बंदा हैं यार। 😉 😎 😊
.
दूसरा – खबरदार उसके बारे में कुछ गलत बोला तो, भाई हैं वो मेरा।😎👪 💪
Miss you
Kmino
Ise kahte hai no1 yaari
I love you..
My friend..
Bhavnik kubade : Mahol hai
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I discover spending on a girl which is not ur wife is an investment without income
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ਪੰਜਾਬ ਚ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਕੋਲ ਬੱਸ ਤਿੰਨ ਹੀ ਕੰਮ ਨੇ
1. ਕੈਨੇਡਾ ਜਾਣਾ
2. ਗਾਇਕ ਬਣਨਾ
3. ਇੰਜੀਨਿਅਰ ਬਣਕੇ ਵੇਹਲੇ ਘੁੰਮਣਾ
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Jim won the race
Karen lost the race
Jim : knock knock
Karen : whose there
Jim : ya
Karen : ya who
Jim : yahooo
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GOD IS MY STRENGTH
AND FOOLISH Are Those
THAT DO NOT BELIEVE.
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