” your face to the jeep who is boyfriend.
There is still a kiss kiss more.
Hey, there is no forever.”
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your troop, there is your side when you need something. There is your side when you have a problem. There is right beside you in the bullshit. But none of your side when you have a opponent. Because he is there in your opponent. Nakikipagpatayan for you.”
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“May mga tao talagang pinagtagpo lang.
Pero hindi tinadhana.”
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Short people they don’t do doggy style..
They do puppy style.
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O nagana gore dilo tsa gago ditla loka byang o iya Ka seatla seo ote hlakolago Ka sona
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Most girls don’t cry after break up these days,
they behave like cashiers in the bank….
next customer please.
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Dear Friends, may your life upgrade this year like Alexis Sanchez’s who…
1: Moved from 6th to 2nd place in the Premier League table without playing a match.
2: Jumped from Europa League to last 16 of Champions League without struggle.
3: Qualified for FA Cup 5th round regardless of Nottingham Forest defeat.
Amen!!!
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Donald Trump wants to paint the white house. He calls for quotations.
Chinese guy quoted 3 million.
European guy quoted 7 million.
Zimbabwean guy quoted 10 million.
Trump asked Chinese guy, “how did you come about 3 million?”
Chinese guy replies, “1 million for paint, 1 million for labour, 1 million profit.”
Trump asked the European guy the same question and he replied, “3 million for paint, 2 million for labour,
2 million profit”.
Again Trump asked the zimbabwean guy the same question, He replied; “4 million for you, 3 million for me,
and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy to do the job!!!”
Let me park here
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American girl status i miss u Mike
British girl status oh gosh i miss u Leonard
Zimbabwean girl status i miss someone and you know your self
STOP IT!!!killing 10 boys with 1 statement
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Six great confusions still unresolved 😄😂
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
2. In the word scent, is “S” silent or “C”?
3. If humans evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
4. Why is there a ‘D’ in fridge,
but not in refrigerator?
5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
6. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be…congress?
Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!
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Abazali balezi nsuku,ngenxa yetechnology sebenika abantwana amabizo athi:
Smartphone Nxumalo
Bluetooth Bhebhe
Sending Moyo
Google Mpala
Nokia Dube
Blackberry Gumede
Facebook Mabhena
Pending Ncube
Samsung Ndlovu
Internet Sibanda
Opera mini Tshuma
Application Hlabangana
Camera Ndiweni
Battery Dlamini
Memory card Maseko
Music Mlotshwà
Loading Hadebe
Video Khumalo
Delete Phiri
Game Ngwenya
Twitter Ngulube
Calling Siwela
File manager Khupe
Contacts Mpofu
Missed call Nkomo
Message Ndebele
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This is how i cross the road when
I’m in joburg….
I look left and right for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplanes, look down for bombs, look back for kidnappers, hold my bag tight and watch the person beside me then walk zigzag to avoid bullets ”
If you don’t know me well you might think I am drunk
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*Hello . Tomorrow is my phone’s birthday (10th birthday) I was thinking maybe we could have a surprise party. Let us all send airtime to my phone. My phone will be surprised,i know my phone very well it loves surprises. it will be nice if every one is involved. Thank u *
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Do people who still don’t know the difference between ‘exist” and “exit” still exit?
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With every beat of my heart, I Love You, until that last beat, I will Love You.
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Now a days people know the price of everything
and the value of nothing.
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