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May you begin this day and every day
with a smile on your face.
Good Morning

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Khatarnaak Whatsapp Status Ever.
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*Can’t talk , wife around*

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Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?

– How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?

– If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

– Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

– Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?

– How come Noses run and Feet smell?

– Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?

– What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

I can never find the answers, can you?

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The best medicine in the world is a Mother’s Hug.

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You may be out of my sight but never out of my mind.
I miss you so much

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Love, self assurance and friends are most valuable in life.

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No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.

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The people who do not appreciate the little things of life,
are not worth the big ones

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When you’ve already said Goodnight😪 to your girlfriend👵

Boom your crush is online📲
You’ll be left with no choice but to tell your girlfriend something like
“Babe I’m giving the phone to my little brother now, he wanna chat with his girlfriend”

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Guys I think my phone is acting up,
I keep pressing the home button but
when i look around I’m still at work

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Uyaphi nje ku February
unendoda eyodwa

mifa lento ngakashayi nomhlaka 14
uzoth buwenzan

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Nywe nywe nywe
I dnt hv a bae for Valentines day

syeke msoooon
mina angnababa nge Fathers day

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Kunzima ukuba yindoda :(.
Imagine ukuba nento evele iqine nje ime without your permission

Shuuuu :D😰😨😵

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When I see you smile and know that it is not for me,
that is when I miss you the most

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I can live without any friends, any family and any money
but I can’t live without you.

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