Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?

-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?

– How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?

– If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

– Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?

– Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?

– How come Noses run and Feet smell?

– Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?

– What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

I can never find the answers, can you?

When you’ve already said Goodnight😪 to your girlfriend👵
–
Boom your crush is online📲
You’ll be left with no choice but to tell your girlfriend something like
“Babe I’m giving the phone to my little brother now, he wanna chat with his girlfriend”

Guys I think my phone is acting up,
I keep pressing the home button but
when i look around I’m still at work