I don’t want to lose this feeling. If I could choose a place to die, it would be in your arms.
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Whatever our souls are made of,
his and mine are the same.
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Romans Pizza should just swallow their pride and admit they are selling us bread
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Four people that u can’t trust in this world…
1)Girls
2)Women
3)Ladies
4)Females
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Somewhere in Africa there’s a 35 year old man who is mad that his mom didn’t leave money for bread
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magine u spent R220 buying ur family KFC bucket & ur father gives u attitude when u tell him to wash the dishes afterwards.
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When a girl is so good in bed but very lazy to do house chores and your relatives start complaining about her.
“I be like ‘You guys don’t know her very well”
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I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs.
I hear that they have to pick up food from the floor
when they have dropped it.
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At church service⛪
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Pastor called Rich infront of congregation for a prophecy🎤
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Pastor: Can I prophecy?😶
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Rich: Yes Man Of God😮
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Pastor: Do I know u? Have we Met before?😐
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Rich: Not at all Pastor! And its my first time coming here☺
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Pastor: You have blankets at home😕
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Rich: Yes that’s true pastor😊
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Pastor: you eat food and drink water for almost everyday😕
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Rich: Yes papa! Go deeper papa go deeper!
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Pastor: And your mother is a woman
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Richman : Sir, there’s a Taxi strike and I’m afraid I won’t make it to Work Today.
Boss : Man you’ve mentioned Running as your Hobby in your CV…See you at Work
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One day I wish to wake up in the morning,
turn on the news and hear
“Monday is cancelled, go back to sleep”
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I saw two cockroaches mating(having s*x). I wanted to spray insecticide”Baygon” and I thought twice,maybe he has been chasing her for years,and she has been eating his money without allowing him get”down there”,I’m a human and I have a good heart,so I let him enjoy……… But as I was leaving, I got a second thought. What if he’s raping her?…….. I’m confused. What do I do?
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Judge: Ok miss, ikwento mo sa amin at sa hukumang ito kung paano ka ginahasa ng suspek na ito.
Victim: Hinawakan niya po ako, tapos hiniga niya ako sa kama. Hinubad niya ang damit at bra ko tapos dinide niya ang boobs ko pababa sa puso ko tapos hinubad niya pantalon at panty ko tapos
Judge: Wait lang ! Itigil ang kaso.
Victim: Bakit judge ?
Judge: Tinitigasan ako.
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Hi po, ako po si Lira, babae at 19 years old. Nagtatrabaho po ako bilang isang call center agent sa isang malaking kompanya dito sa amin. Malayo po ang bahay namin sa pinagtatrabahuan ko. Mga 3 rides pa po bago makarating dun. Minsan po nilalakad ko lang kahit na madaling araw o hating gabi na ako lang mag-isa kasi wala naman po akong boyfriend at ayoko na ring gisingin pa mga kapatid ko or si tatay para ihatid ako sa sakayan ng jeep. Isang araw naglalakad ako ng mag-isa sa gitna ng madilim na daan. May naramdaman po akong kalaskas ng mga tuyong dahon. Yung tunog na parang may sumusunod sa akin. Hindi naman po ako takot sa multo kasi di naman po ako naniniwala dun. Tumigil ako sa paglalakad at nagmatyag sa kapaligiran. Habang nakatayo ako ay may lumapit saking isang lalaki. Matangkad, malaki ang pangangatawan, maraming buhok sa mukha at makakatakot ang itsura niya. Nanginig na ako that time. Hindi ko na alam kung ano ang gagawin ko. Nang biglang naglabas niya ng gunting. Kaya ginawa ko inilabas ko bato. Yun talo siya. Kaya nakadaan ako.
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Difference between anxiety and depression”
Anxiety:
Apprehension over what’s about to happen and what could happen in the future.
Worried thoughts, or a belief that something could go wrong.
Feeling like you need to run away or avoid things that could cause further anxiety.
Depression:
Feeling of sadness about the future, as though it’s hopeless.
Listlessness, and a lack of belief that positive things will occur.
A little worry, but instead a certainty of future negative emotions.
Possible suicidal thoughts.
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I thought I’ve seen it all at varsity till a 1st year went to a lecturer n said “can I pls go to toilet”
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