Usthathaph isbindi
sokuhleka ungaxubhile
yaz njalo nina
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If you’re absent during my struggle,
don’t expect to be present during my success.
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Life is like a mirror …
we get the best results when we smile at it
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Tears, hopes, fears, dreams, wishes, love, like, hate, fate.
Those are many of the things that hold weight.
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No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Tears, hopes, fears, dreams, wishes, love, like, hate, fate.
Those are many of the things that hold weight.
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Just because one person doesn’t love you don’t mean
you should forget about everyone else that does.
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Never say never because in life,
you always expect the unexpected.
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When ur Bae is treating u so good that
u even thinking of going to church and say
“Bazalwane yaz kum’nandi ukujola”
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A pastor announced,”If u know ur wife is controlling u,move to the left”. All men in the church moved to the left except one man.
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The pastor was happy there was at least one strong man,and asked,”How come ur wife can’t control u?”
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The man quietly replied,”Its my wife who told me not to move”.
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In class: 1+1=2 (y)
Homework: 1+2+2=5 (y)
Exam:Tebogo bought 4 oranges, he ate 2 and gave peter 1,calculate the mass of the sun.
Mxm
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Lebo:I love u.
Tebza:Same
Lebo:So why don’t u say it?
Tebza:Because u will smile.
Lebo:So?
Tebza:You will show ur teeth
Lebo:What’s wrong with my teeth?
Tebza:They remind me of a song.
Lebo:What song?(Blushing) Tell me.
Tebza:Black and Yellow,Black and Yellow.
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Fellas,if u visit her and she puts on leggings, just know u ain’t getting past 2nd base… If the leggings are leopard print u not even gonna kiss… Head for the door quick before she gives u blue balls…
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Why I stopped watching Nigerian Movies??
A man had a heart attack in the hospital & the doctor shouted…
“SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE”
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Last Night i was with Trevor Noah, we were going to perform at a sell out crowd in New York. When we were about to start with the jokes…….behold…….my mother woke me up “Ronnie wake up and get ready for school”.
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I’m still not talking to her
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A Real Wife Sleeps On The Floor When
The Husband Brings A Sidechick Home!!!
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