I left my phone at home, when I returned,I found 30 missed calls from my grandma.when i asked her why she called me. She told me that she wanted to tell me that i left my phone

I remember way back when we used to remove our hats and greet our elders, now days we just remove one earphone to say ‘Hi’

Support him until he makes a good living so he can leave you for a girl
he couldn’t get when he was broke…

Men who give their women ATM CARDS and PIN have a special corner in heaven with airconditioner and free Wi-fi access

I feel proud when I see my Ex girlfriends getting married. It shows that my relationship academy is doing well and it can provide wife materials….THANK YOU

I Have 3 Daughters And Both Of Them Are girls,
is God Not Great?

People who log in to WhatsApp only to monitor people’s last seen are more dangerous than a sword..

Every time I kill a mosquito,
I put it in a chair next to ma bed so that
other mosquitoes can see how dangerous I am!!!!

Earlier today My Phone was Stolen So I Grab a Mic :”Who ever had Stole My phone Must Return it….. it’s a black Samsung galaxy S8 or else I’ll do what I did in Durban…”😈😡

A moment later a guy appears from no Where and gave me the Phone..and he asked…..and what did you do in Durban?

Me: I bought a New one

Dear ladies,We don’t cheat, some people just think
they are in a relationship with us!

Conversation….
Me: Hey girl, how are you?
Her: All good and you?
Me: I’m good, can i ask you something dear….
Her: Go ahead and be free….
Me: Are you still a virgin???
Her: Do you fix broken vagina’s????
Me: Good night🙄😏😞🛌

Some girls yeses😂😂😂….
deep down my heart i just say go to hell with your swimming pool nxaaaa

Older 🍑 taste better….you ama 2000 hoes dont clean and wipe your 🍑 right!!!

Nizofa😂😂😂😂😂😂💃💃💃💃💃💃
Morning ama 2000

That shame you get when you enter a boutique and
you see your salary boldly written on a pair of shoes.

How to know that you are Falsely Christian.
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1⃣. You have many years going to church but still struggling with sins (adultery, lies, etc).
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2⃣. You don’t read the whole Bible.
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3⃣. Always talks about the name of the church or leaders more than Jesus Christ.
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4⃣. Thinking and using water, uniform, stickers, pictures etc to protect your car, yourself and house. That’s idolatry!.
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5⃣. Church you attend sings praising songs about the leader of the church.
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6⃣. Always moving from one church to another for miracles.
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7⃣. Thinking that marrying more than one wife is not a sin. it’s actually witchcraft.
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8⃣. No praying and thinking only the church leader can pray for you and make your prayer known to God.
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9⃣. Killing animals as a sacrifice.
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🔟. Thinking 30 minutes or 1 hour is enough on Sabbath. Sabbath is the day of the Lord not yours.