To us, esilokhu sithe WOW, kuyoze kushone ilanga.

Ladies usefikile uDuduzani Zuma nezimbali?
Ufike wakhomba kanjani?

“Driver siyacela, sibabili sino-R10, siya kwaNongoma.” Kusho umuntu wakwaNgwenya egibela nembuzi etekisini.

UGugu usithathaphi iskibha esibhalwe: “Wabuya Ugesi”?

Uphi yena uMagugwana azosichazela?

Omunye selokhu waluka mhla ka-16 Disemba, umluko unuka i-braai nama-cricket.

Once wathi: “Ungangizwa kabi.” ngivele ngikuzwe kabi same time.

Valentine’s Day eyama-2000.

Nina ma-70s, 80s & 90s kune-meeting yama-RDP ngezi-14.

“So, niyaye nenze njani kuma-situation anje?”

Kubuza mina ngicaba ithambo eSpur ikhadi seli-decline okwesi-4.

Kade ngaqala ukupheka ngeRajah, kodwa ubaba Ndlovu akafiki ekhaya.

Kanti what am I doing wrong?

Ngisacela ukuthatha leli thuba bangani ngihambe nalo.

“Ngena wena omncane e-backseat.”

Lapho zikulindile izindlovu ezintathu.

“Ngizovele ngimithe phela!” is very important uma bengafuni ukukwenzela i-21st.

Uma igama lakho kunguZanele, ungalilahli ithemba. One day nawe uyoba ne-tarven uyiqambe ngokuthi yiKwaMaZet.

Uma igama lakho kunguNokwazi Madonsela, uhlala Osizweni, abangani bakho baplana ukukwenzela i-surprise party ngoMgqibelo. Ngizwe la eNando’s bexoxa.

“Amantombazane azozizela.” Kusho ugogo egunda umntanami ngeskero.

Liwe ibele, i-tattoo ye-butterfly iphenduke ilulwane.