Her : Yoooh Ungigcokele Kahle yaz😍
Him : Angigcokelanga Wena
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ama’Yellow bone afana nesinkwa esim’hlophe…
am’nandi mara aw’suthis kahle marn
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Sebeqalileke bathi amaresult wabafundi
bakwa Nongoma alandwa eNduneni
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Whites: I’m a breadwinner at home 🏠
Blacks: Udla mine.. Ukaka mine.. Ubhodla mine.. Ugcoka mine
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*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_
*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_
*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_
*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_
*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_
*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_
*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_
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Bath:
This January
Distruction boys ft Mobi Dixon ft Something Soweto
Omuny’ bhutiza akanamali😂
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Wena nomkakho niyagula. Angazi ubani owathelela omunye noma uyena owasuka nakho kubo. Kodwa engikwaziyo nigula ukugula okufanayo. Anive ningasigcini isikhathi.
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Ntokozo Qo Mabuya > Vaal University of Technology 2
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I think ABSA, FNB, Nedbank, Standard bank are bankrupt!
Yesterday I tried to draw money at all their ATMs got the same message.
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS!!!!
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Uzalo ngaluyeka mhla uNkunzi ekhipha u-R10 million ephaketheni lebhulukwe
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Ube mubi uze usabe nokphum e crowdin 😂😂
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IMOZULU kaJANUARY
Liza kuthi gqwa gqwa ngeeCent ezimbalwa kwiBank Account eziliqela.
Ngenxa yalaa msinga weStationery neUniform kothanda ukufudumala phaya koShoprite nooSpar, lide linwenwele phaya koJet, koPep nakoWoolworths, ngenxa yamaxabiso.
Liza kukhuph’iintlanzi emanzini komatshonisa nakwiz’kopari, ligqatse emiqolweni ukuya kwiAA namanqina.
Linamaqhwa kwitarvern nakoSpur, ukuya koKFC, koMcDonald naphaya koFood Lovers. Uyacetyiswa mbukeli uzigulise uthi unesisu.
Kulindeleke ingqele kwiiWallet neeBra zomama, andisathethi ke ezibhankini liya kuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo zii-overdrafts.
Linomoya okhatshwa zibhotile zamanzi phaya kwiiFridge neekhabhati till next month.
Xesh’elimnandi !!!
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Sugar mom : hhayi no! Ngimdala phela
Sengikhathele ukudlala
Ben10: Mina angikadeli kusemnandi ukudlala
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Ngithanda a ngisazi
Mhlampe BBY ucobisa I woza woza 😅😆😀😁
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UTira uthi uzovula iqembu lakhe likamaskandi next year, AmaTira Amahle.
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Washumayela umfundis wathi
”bazalwane lingabotshintsha tshintsha njengenwele
ngoba zona phela
ma zisekhanda lithi zinwele
ma ziphezu kwamehlo lithi zintshiya
Zithi ukwehla kancane lithi zinkophe
zibe seslevu lithi zindevu
zibe sesfubeni nengalweni lithi lihwanqa..”
wazwakala omunye umama ohloniphekayo emuva ethi
AMEN mfundisi yehla nazo .
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Namanje ngisanenhlanhla.Ukube njalo mangi cheater ngiphuma izinyo,kube Kade ngidl’idokwe
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