Her:Babe I’m pregnant.
Him:Ushintshe igama!
Her:Hayi wena I’m pregnant Serious ”
Him:Hahaha and Surname futhi!!
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UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.
Ufike nepiki emngcwabeni kanti sebembe ngeTLB🍆. Haiybo, aningizwa nina.
Kuyashhhh Entambeni😌🎶Ugogo Uyashanyelaa Yashanyelaa Yashanyelaaa🎶
Since Ngacala Ukujola Nomuntu Oy1 Izinto Zami Azilungi 🤞🏻
Njengoba izinsuku onyaken ziwu 365 angkholwa nje ukuth sonke la sigeza 365 days… Mina nani bangani sishaya la ko 120 days ngonyaka
Awucabange nje kuzokhuluma uRamaphosa avele athi Lahla isifonyo usishise ma uthanda” . iCovid iphelile”
Umjolo unyisa umuntu ovuka ekuseni aye emsebenzini,
uyini-ke wena osadla istambu ngerula eskoleni?
Nase Durban sicela iMall of Africa.Uma ingekho indawo nisuse noma iLamontville🙏
Nina.nicabanga ukuthi umuntu wesilisa umahlalela.Kanti nawe uwuyena
Whites: Wedding
Invites:150
Attendance: 95
Gifts:150
Broken items: none
Missing items:none
Blacks: Wedding.
Invites: 250
Attendance: 800
Gifts:25
Broken items:25 dinner plates,15 water classes and 14 broken chairs
Missing items: 18 dinner plates, 24 spoons, 27 forks, 23 knives, 25 water glasses, Uncle’s jacket , car charger usb , iPhone , . 😂😂😂😂
Uma ekhaya kini nisaseneMayonnaise yangoDisemba, cha niyizigwili, futhi nje nithwele! 😏
Ngithule ngiyabuka. ✋🏼
Khona abanye abantu abazi thandayo izindaba zabantu but bexakwa ezabo.
Mawu umuntu please be normally guys.
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Wanna Break Up With Your Partner Without Hurting Them.?
Tell Him/her: Babe IConnnection Yethu Isiphelelwe Idata, Nalo Mtn Esiwusebenzisayo Umba Eqolo…
Usho Njalo Ube Ubamba Iqolo Ngempela, I Swear Yall Gonna Laugh Through The Break Up Like
Ur busy ungicelana no kiss, usunyonyobela ukungi Covida
Kade ngaqala ukupheka ngeRajah, kodwa ubaba Ndlovu akafiki ekhaya.
Kanti what am I doing wrong?